A True Simp

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

Browsing that website in the first place

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

Probably one of those dudes raised by those single moms that "taught" him how to treat a woman, making him take her out on dates and all that.

 

[NBA Youngbreh]

This actually legit got me heated
My nerdy cac roommate from freshman year cock blocked me so many times it wasn't funny
But like the one breh said he only delayed the inevitable

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Daam.

I hope NON of yall have daughters..

Then again..

I hope you ALL have daughters..

 

[Neuromancer]

Kill this boy.

 

[Jamal514]

That lame should be killed for that

 

[Jamal514]

This actually legit got me heated
My nerdy cac roommate from freshman year cock blocked me so many times it wasn't funny
But like the one breh said he only delayed the inevitable

Were the girls White or Asian? White guys will always hate when they see you pulling fine Asian chicks and women of their own race.

 

[EpicStoryTeller]

It's all going to happen, I hopersonally he didn't think she'd come running into his ever so loving arms instead of his friend.

She will come back after that break, link back up with his room mate, and probably screw in the next room against the wall so he can hear her cries of ecstasy.

 

[Ashley Banks]

I don't see anything wrong. Stopping someone from using someone, how is that a bad thing? I'm sure if a female was only trying to use you and her roommate said something you would be happy.

 

[Whooty Chaser]

Ole boy is prolly a virgin and saw this as his opening to finally gettin his dikk wet.

I understand a chick cock-blocking to protect her friends from dogs, but a man cock-blocking another man? What kinda bytch boy shyt is this?

 

[MammaSaidKnockYouOut]

I don't see anything wrong. Stopping someone from using someone, how is that a bad thing? I'm sure if a female was only trying to use you and her roommate said something you would be happy.

Use me for money? I like tricking off sometimes.

 

[Ashley Banks]

Use me for money? I like tricking off sometimes.

But it wouldn't hurt to know what you're getting into.

 

[Ashley Banks]

Ole boy is prolly a virgin and saw this as his opening to finally gettin his dikk wet.

I understand a chick cock-blocking to protect her friends from dogs, but a man cock-blocking another man? What kinda bytch boy shyt is this?

Ikr what kind of man doesn't sit back and watch someone be used.

 

[KingsnBucs1987]

Browsing video game forum Neogaf and stumbled upon this:

Happy Valentine’s Day, GAF.

So my roommate is an a$$hole. I think it’s pretty important that I get that out of the way first. Between not using headphones late in the night when playing his shytty jump-cut-ey Youtube vlog garbage to bringing loud strangers into our room at early hours in the morning to sleep on the floor, he’s a nightmare to room with. I’d be lying if I said that this didn’t, in some way, affect what I did today.
It’s Valentine’s Day and love is in the air, or whatever, so he and his band of misogynistic, testosterone charged dikk-heads are actively on the prowl to solicit sex from some emotionally vulnerable teenaged girl. They all came into our room this morning while I was sleeping and their chatter on the subject matter woke me up. It’s their usual nonsense. “They just tryna smash” and what not.
Their discussion is centered on my roommate, who, during the conversation, is texting a girl who is interested in him. I’ve overheard, and have been told in person, that this girl seems to be quite attached to him. Before today, he’s shown little interest in her and has even referred to her frequent and consistent attempts at getting together with him as ‘annoying.’ Angry, annoyed and curled under my sheets, I hear him and his friends coach him into texting her to ask for sex. It’s not nearly that direct, but he texts her with invitations to leave her house and come over to our room on campus. “You won’t be so lonely if you come over, bae” etc. I’m cringing and angry for so many reasons at this point. I know with certainty that this girl has feelings for my roommate and he’s clearly exploiting her for sexual pleasure and it’s apparent that he and his ‘squad’ have very little concern for her emotional well-being. She’s an item to them: a prize.

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He and his friends leave the room to get breakfast/lunch together.
I check my roommate’s ‘recently added’ section of his friends list. It was easy to find this girl. She has a unique name. I temporarily create a fake Facebook account and message her. I tell her I’m anonymous helper that doesn’t want to see anyone get hurt. I tell her that the ‘boys only want one thing’ narrative is unfortunately true much of the time. I tell her he’s only after that one thing and it’d be very wise of her to not grow and attached and not allow him to use her like that.
She is understanding and tells me that she probably knows deep down that he only wants to use her but won’t let him. She thanks me and wishes me a happy Valentine’s Day. She has told my roommate that she can’t make it this evening and is going home for the break.
I feel really good inside. Should I? Have I protected a young woman from emotional heartache? Am I doing it out of spite for my roommate or because it felt like the right thing to do? Is it even any of my business? Does that matter? Do I suck?

TL;DR I anonymously told a girl who my roommate wants to have sex with that he is only interested in her for sex and now she won’t have sex with him.
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I stopped my roommate from getting laid today. Do I suck?



Be a cock-blocking simp brehs.

Yo I read that thread. I damn near was gonna post it here just for the fukkery.

I damn near got kicked out of library how hard I was laughing

 

[Whooty Chaser]

Ikr what kind of man doesn't sit back and watch someone be used.

It's consensual sex, dude wasn't gonna rape her.