A TSC joke that actually is true, HHH really uses AI

[prophecypro]

Its possible but the second meltzer report about the white house using AI ideas from WWE sounded a bit much lol

 

[stro]

It's difficult to write 7+ hours of live weekly television year after year. In my 30 plus years of watching wrestling, I've probably seen every trope possible multiple times.

Maybe AI gives us a fresh idea or possible angle?

AI isn't a thinking, creative thing. It can't come up with a fresh idea that hasn't been done before. All it can do in this context is show you every trope you've seen for 30+ years but even more derivative.

 

[Silkk]

It's difficult to write 7+ hours of live weekly television year after year. In my 30 plus years of watching wrestling, I've probably seen every trope possible multiple times.

Maybe AI gives us a fresh idea or possible angle?

Not difficult, Impossible. He needs to completely give up some of those shows.

He’s been burned out for a while now and it has been clearly showing. We saw the same with Vince and Tony Khan when they tried booking too much content.

 

[Silkk]

AI isn't a thinking, creative thing. It can't come up with a fresh idea that hasn't been done before. All it can do in this context is show you every trope you've seen for 30+ years but even more derivative.

Incorrect

 

[BlackAchilles]

shyt he should outsource one or two shows a year to TSC

Was anyone else a colossal nerd who used to write for an e-fed

 

[Silkk]

7. Capturing the Title via Ultimate Sacrifice

Montez puts everything on the line (career, legacy, team loyalty) to chase a top belt

We all thought it would be Dawkins but Tez finally winning it all by sacrificing Bianca would be


shyt been RIGHT THERE in front of our faces this entire time

 

[DaylitoJames]

7. Capturing the Title via Ultimate Sacrifice

Montez puts everything on the line (career, legacy, team loyalty) to chase a top belt

We all thought it would be Dawkins but Tez finally winning it all by sacrificing Bianca would be


shyt been RIGHT THERE in front of our faces this entire time

Montez: I never needed you at all

 

[MushroomX]

The Shogun Lashimoto Era

 

[Silkk]

Montez: I never needed you at all

completely overlooked that. The heat that promo would get on that line


Yeah they definitely need to pass the book

 

[MikelArteta]

AI isn't a thinking, creative thing. It can't come up with a fresh idea that hasn't been done before. All it can do in this context is show you every trope you've seen for 30+ years but even more derivative.

There is combinatorial creativity and idea scaffolding

 

[MikelArteta]

completely overlooked that. The heat that promo would get would get on that line


Yeah they definitely need to pass the book

throws into chatgpt

WEEK 1 — The Arrival​

• Segment: Raw opens with a cold open video — tribal drums, storm imagery, flashes of Oba destroying NXT opponents.
• Later in the night, Oba debuts against Chad Gable.
  • Gable fights hard, even gets a German suplex in.
  • Oba absorbs it, hits two consecutive powerbombs, and the ref stops the match.
• Post-match: Oba kneels beside Gable, says:
  

  “Discipline without dominance is weakness.”

---

WEEK 2 — The Statement​

• Match: Oba Femi vs. Akira Tozawa.
  • 90-second squash. Oba tosses him like a rag doll.
• Backstage: Adam Pearce warns Oba about “unnecessary force.”
  

  Oba: “Then send me someone worth breaking.”

• Cut to Bronson Reed watching on a monitor — smirking.

---

WEEK 3 — The Collision​

• Match: Oba Femi vs. Bronson Reed.
  • Two hosses collide. Ring shakes.
  • Oba lifts Reed clean for a massive “Power Manifest” slam.
• Result: Oba wins clean.
• Post-match stare-down with Gunther, who appears on the stage — no words, just tension.

---

WEEK 4 — The Reckoning​

• Match: Oba Femi vs. JD McDonagh (Judgment Day interference teased).
  • JD tries speed and cheap shots.
  • Oba throws him across the ring and wins by ref stoppage again.
• After: Priest confronts Oba backstage:
  

  “You think you’re the only powerhouse on Raw?”
  Oba: “You hold gold. I hold judgment.”

---

WEEK 5 — The Authority Warning​

• Segment: Adam Pearce books Oba vs. Damian Priest (non-title) for next week, warning: “If you cross the line, Oba, you’re suspended.”
• Oba stares silently.
• Main Event: Tag match — Oba teams with Drew McIntyre vs. Priest & JD.
  • Oba ignores tags, dominates everyone, and pins JD himself.
• After the bell, he walks off while Drew glares — tension brewing.

---

WEEK 6 — Oba Femi vs. Damian Priest​

• Big-fight feel — commentary puts it over as “the most unstoppable force vs. the Judgment Day’s enforcer.”
• Priest hits South of Heaven — Oba kicks out at one.
• Oba wins with Power Manifest clean, shocking the crowd.
• Judgment Day rush in, and he destroys all of them.
• Result: Priest stays protected by exhaustion — Oba leaves standing tall over the entire faction.

---

WEEK 7 — The Warning to the World​

• Backstage: Triple H calls Oba “a phenomenon.”
  

  “Raw hasn’t seen this kind of dominance since Lesnar.”

• Segment: Gunther appears in-ring with the Intercontinental Title:
  

  “There is discipline… and then there is chaos.”

• Oba interrupts, saying only:
  

  “Then I am the storm between them.”

• The crowd goes nuts.
• Match set for next week: Gunther vs. Oba Femi — non-title “Clash of Titans.”

---

WEEK 8 — Gunther vs. Oba Femi (Main Event)​

• 20-minute war.
• No outside interference, no comedy — just raw, believable physicality.
• Gunther dominates early with chops, Oba shrugs off the pain, screams in fury.
• Finish: Gunther tries for the sleeper — Oba breaks free, lifts Gunther from the mat into a powerslam → 1-2-3.
• Clean. No tricks.
• After: Gunther stands, nods once in respect, and walks away.
• Commentary:
  

  “A new name is etched into the wall of power… and his name is Oba Femi.”

• The final shot: Brock Lesnar’s titantron flickers.
  

  “Let’s see if your power survives me.”

• Fade to black.

 

[Silkk]

throws into chatgpt

WEEK 1 — The Arrival​

• Segment: Raw opens with a cold open video — tribal drums, storm imagery, flashes of Oba destroying NXT opponents.
• Later in the night, Oba debuts against Chad Gable.
  • Gable fights hard, even gets a German suplex in.
  • Oba absorbs it, hits two consecutive powerbombs, and the ref stops the match.
• Post-match: Oba kneels beside Gable, says:

---

WEEK 2 — The Statement​

• Match:Oba Femi vs. Akira Tozawa.
  • 90-second squash. Oba tosses him like a rag doll.
• Backstage: Adam Pearce warns Oba about “unnecessary force.”
• Cut to Bronson Reed watching on a monitor — smirking.

---

WEEK 3 — The Collision​

• Match:Oba Femi vs. Bronson Reed.
  • Two hosses collide. Ring shakes.
  • Oba lifts Reed clean for a massive “Power Manifest” slam.
• Result: Oba wins clean.
• Post-match stare-down with Gunther, who appears on the stage — no words, just tension.

---

WEEK 4 — The Reckoning​

• Match:Oba Femi vs. JD McDonagh (Judgment Day interference teased).
  • JD tries speed and cheap shots.
  • Oba throws him across the ring and wins by ref stoppage again.
• After: Priest confronts Oba backstage:

---

WEEK 5 — The Authority Warning​

• Segment: Adam Pearce books Oba vs. Damian Priest (non-title) for next week, warning: “If you cross the line, Oba, you’re suspended.”
• Oba stares silently.
• Main Event:Tag match — Oba teams with Drew McIntyre vs. Priest & JD.
  • Oba ignores tags, dominates everyone, and pins JD himself.
• After the bell, he walks off while Drew glares — tension brewing.

---

WEEK 6 — Oba Femi vs. Damian Priest​

• Big-fight feel — commentary puts it over as “the most unstoppable force vs. the Judgment Day’s enforcer.”
• Priest hits South of Heaven — Oba kicks out at one.
• Oba wins with Power Manifest clean, shocking the crowd.
• Judgment Day rush in, and he destroys all of them.
• Result: Priest stays protected by exhaustion — Oba leaves standing tall over the entire faction.

---

WEEK 7 — The Warning to the World​

• Backstage: Triple H calls Oba “a phenomenon.”
• Segment: Gunther appears in-ring with the Intercontinental Title:
• Oba interrupts, saying only:
• The crowd goes nuts.
• Match set for next week: Gunther vs. Oba Femi — non-title “Clash of Titans.”

---

WEEK 8 — Gunther vs. Oba Femi (Main Event)​

• 20-minute war.
• No outside interference, no comedy — just raw, believable physicality.
• Gunther dominates early with chops, Oba shrugs off the pain, screams in fury.
• Finish: Gunther tries for the sleeper — Oba breaks free, lifts Gunther from the mat into a powerslam → 1-2-3.
• Clean. No tricks.
• After: Gunther stands, nods once in respect, and walks away.
• Commentary:
• The final shot: Brock Lesnar’s titantron flickers.
• Fade to black.

Maaaaaan Fucck Triple H

 

[Dipsey Doo]

I let ChatGPT book Cena's last run similar to Ric Flair's 2008 WWE Run:

JOHN CENA: NEVER GIVE UP - THE FINAL RUN​

Retirement Tour Timeline: January – November (Royal Rumble to Survivor Series)

Cena announces he will retire at Survivor Series — 20 years after his WWE debut (2002 → 2022, kayfabe).
Like Ric Flair’s tour, "one loss and it’s over" becomes the rule — but Cena adds a twist:
"I’m not just fighting to survive — I’m fighting to finish my story."

---

RETIREMENT STIPULATION:​

Any loss in a singles match = forced retirement.
Cena wins must come through heart, grit, and hustle — no shortcuts, no heel turns.

---

MAJOR THEMES​

• Legacy vs Evolution: Old guard vs new era (Rollins, Reigns, Cody)
• Redemption: Cena never beat Punk, Lesnar owns him, Orton still has something to prove
• Mutual Respect & Closure: Styles, Rhodes, Punk = dream matches with emotional weight
• Final Lesson: Cena teaches the next generation how to “finish the story”

---

KEY DATES + MATCHES (PLEs + TV Schedule)​

---

JANUARY: ROYAL RUMBLE (San Antonio)​

Match: John Cena vs. AJ Styles

Dream match redux — AJ says he’s “not done” with Cena; Cena says AJ helped him rediscover greatness.
→ Result: Cena wins clean in 20-minute classic
→ Handshake + Respect post-match

RAW Appearances: 2
SD Appearances: 1

---

FEBRUARY: SATURDAY NIGHT'S MAIN EVENT #1 (TV Special)​

Segment: Cody Rhodes challenges Cena for WrestleMania

“I want to beat the best before I finish my story. I want to face you.”

RAW Appearances: 1

---

MARCH-APRIL: WRESTLEMANIA 41 (Night 1 Main Event)​

Match: John Cena vs. Cody Rhodes

Cody pays tribute to Cena, but vows to "do what Roman couldn't — beat the legend clean.”
→ Result: Cena wins — Cody raises Cena’s hand

RAW Appearances: 2
SNME #2: Promo package looking back at Cena’s WM legacy

---

MAY: RAW (Cena's Hometown Tribute)​

Cena honored in Boston; promo interrupted by Randy Orton — “I want the last shot.”

RAW Appearances: 1
SD Appearances: 1

---

JUNE: SATURDAY NIGHT'S MAIN EVENT #3​

Match: Cena vs. Randy Orton

Final chapter of a legendary rivalry. Orton teases retirement if he can’t beat Cena.
→ Result: Cena wins in a gritty, violent match
→ Orton hugs Cena post-match, leaves his boots too — dual send-off tease

---

AUGUST: SUMMERSLAM​

Match: Cena vs. Brock Lesnar

Lesnar says he made Cena irrelevant in 2014. Cena says this is about redemption.
→ Result: Cena barely survives in a brutal match, wins with STF
After-match handshake (surprisingly respectful)

RAW Appearances: 1
SD Appearances: 1

---

OCTOBER: CROWN JEWEL (Saudi Arabia)​

Match: Cena vs. Seth Rollins

Rollins says he’s now the standard-bearer; Cena says he needs to beat "this era’s best.”
→ Result: Cena wins after a wild match — Rollins raises Cena’s hand

RAW Appearances: 1

---

NOVEMBER: SURVIVOR SERIES (20-Year Full Circle)​

Match: Cena vs. Roman Reigns

The final boss. Cena’s last chance. Roman says, “I beat you before. I end this.”
→ Result: Roman Reigns wins after 30-minute war
→ Cena retires — crowd standing ovation, Roman leaves ring for Cena to soak in farewell

RAW Appearances: Final 3 lead-up to SS
SD Appearance: Cena thanks fans, final promo

“This isn’t goodbye… it’s thank you.”

---

CM PUNK INVOLVEMENT​

• Punk doesn’t get a match — instead:

RAW (September): Punk and Cena backstage promo — full-circle callback to 2011.
“You were always the measuring stick, John. Even when I hated it.”

• Mutual respect moment. No fight. Punk says, “We’re the last of a dying breed.”

---

TV APPEARANCE TRACKER​

• 10 RAWs: Jan, Feb, 2x March, May, June, Aug, Sept, Oct, Nov
• 5 SmackDowns: Jan, Apr, May, Aug, Nov
• 3 Saturday Night’s Main Event: Feb, June, Sept

---

FINAL IMAGE:​

Cena alone in the ring after Survivor Series.
He salutes. Places his hat, armband, and towel in the center of the ring.
Lights dim. Crowd chants:
"THANK YOU, CENA!"

 

[Cheese McNair]

We are in hell now. Literally in hell. Creatively bankrupt. Let the machines do everything.

"The shift is inevitable"? Fukk you, no it isn't.

Once again, fukk AI.

This seems a bit dramatic.

 

[MikelArteta]

I let ChatGPT book Cena's last run similar to Ric Flair's 2008 WWE Run:

JOHN CENA: NEVER GIVE UP - THE FINAL RUN​

Retirement Tour Timeline: January – November (Royal Rumble to Survivor Series)

---

RETIREMENT STIPULATION:​

---

MAJOR THEMES​

• Legacy vs Evolution: Old guard vs new era (Rollins, Reigns, Cody)
• Redemption: Cena never beat Punk, Lesnar owns him, Orton still has something to prove
• Mutual Respect & Closure: Styles, Rhodes, Punk = dream matches with emotional weight
• Final Lesson: Cena teaches the next generation how to “finish the story”

---

KEY DATES + MATCHES (PLEs + TV Schedule)​

---

JANUARY: ROYAL RUMBLE (San Antonio)​

Match: John Cena vs. AJ Styles


RAW Appearances: 2
SD Appearances: 1

---

FEBRUARY: SATURDAY NIGHT'S MAIN EVENT #1 (TV Special)​

Segment: Cody Rhodes challenges Cena for WrestleMania


RAW Appearances: 1

---

MARCH-APRIL: WRESTLEMANIA 41 (Night 1 Main Event)​

Match: John Cena vs. Cody Rhodes


RAW Appearances: 2
SNME #2: Promo package looking back at Cena’s WM legacy

---

MAY: RAW (Cena's Hometown Tribute)​

RAW Appearances: 1
SD Appearances: 1

---

JUNE: SATURDAY NIGHT'S MAIN EVENT #3​

Match: Cena vs. Randy Orton

---

AUGUST: SUMMERSLAM​

Match: Cena vs. Brock Lesnar


RAW Appearances: 1
SD Appearances: 1

---

OCTOBER: CROWN JEWEL (Saudi Arabia)​

Match: Cena vs. Seth Rollins


RAW Appearances: 1

---

NOVEMBER: SURVIVOR SERIES (20-Year Full Circle)​

Match: Cena vs. Roman Reigns


RAW Appearances: Final 3 lead-up to SS
SD Appearance: Cena thanks fans, final promo

---

CM PUNK INVOLVEMENT​

• Punk doesn’t get a match — instead:

• Mutual respect moment. No fight. Punk says, “We’re the last of a dying breed.”

---

TV APPEARANCE TRACKER​

• 10 RAWs: Jan, Feb, 2x March, May, June, Aug, Sept, Oct, Nov
• 5 SmackDowns: Jan, Apr, May, Aug, Nov
• 3 Saturday Night’s Main Event: Feb, June, Sept

---

FINAL IMAGE:​

Cena alone in the ring after Survivor Series.
He salutes. Places his hat, armband, and towel in the center of the ring.
Lights dim. Crowd chants:
"THANK YOU, CENA!"

Scene opens:
Backstage. Cena’s sitting alone in his locker room. The camera pans past his old gear — the “Never Give Up” towel, the dog tags, the faded pair of jorts. He’s staring at them, hands shaking slightly. No music. Just silence.


He looks into the mirror.

“Tonight’s the last time I do this.”
He exhales deeply. “Let’s go to work.”

---

Entrance:
The lights go dark. The crowd begins chanting “CENA! CENA!”
His theme hits — “Your time is up, my time is now!” — but slower, almost melancholy.
He runs out one last time, salutes the crowd, and stops halfway down the ramp — just takes it all in. Eyes glistening with tears.

---

Match:
John Cena vs. Gunther


The match starts intense. Gunther dominates early, showing his brutal European strength. Cena refuses to back down, trading strikes, slams, and signature moves. The crowd rallies behind him — chants of “Never give up!” echo.


Just as Cena prepares for the Attitude Adjustment, Gunther locks him into a devastating suplex combo. Cena struggles, barely reaching the ropes.


Suddenly… the arena goes dark. A new theme hits. Oba Femi’s music blasts. The crowd erupts in shock.


Oba Femi sprints down the ramp, slides into the ring, and unleashes a vicious assault on Gunther, pounding him into the corner. He grabs a steel chair, smashes it across Gunther, leaving him sprawled on the mat.


Oba Femi stands tall, chest rising, holding the map/briefcase of opportunity above his head. He shouts:

“I am the future! And it’s time for the old guard to step aside!”

Cena, exhausted, watches from the corner. A mix of surprise and pride crosses his face. He slowly nods — passing the torch silently.


Oba Femi throws the briefcase down in the middle of the ring and exits, leaving Cena and the fallen Gunther behind.

---

Aftermath:
Cena kneels in the ring, alone. He removes his cap, armband, and dog tags, placing them in the center. The crowd chants:

“Thank you, Cena!”
“Thank you, Cena!”

Tears stream down his face. He salutes one final time and whispers:

“Never give up.”

Cena walks up the ramp, pauses, turns back once more, salutes the crowd…
Fade to black.