A turtle smashing a turtlette and saying "wow" with every stroke

[Grifter]

Turtles are some freaks.

 

[Kaypain]

Now I understand where the perverted Master Roshi comes from

 

[010101]

Lmfaooo

as a lil one my friend had a turtle and he never said jack
he'd just be there watching us play playstation eating lettuce
i wasn't thinking but turtlebreh probably just needed some turtlebrehette cut

*

 

[ThaRealness]

This shyt right here

 

[JerseyBoy23]

Sort of on topic... Anyone remember that wildlife thread we had last year where the thread was full of predators taking down prey?

Found it!

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/be-born-and-get-eaten-by-a-lion-10-secs-later-zebrehs.248150/page-6

 

[Droopy]

happy to debut this one in this thread

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

 

[YeLovesBoston]

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

 

[bl2k8]

Now I understand where the perverted Master Roshi comes from

Origins of that pic

 

[BillBanneker]

Turtle p*ssy really got breh saying

Just

 

[WaveMolecules]

INCEPTION LEVEL LEVELS

 

[3rdLetter]

shyt is like a family guy skit

 

[Zero]

OP is hilarious but this is even better

Breh think he gettin it making all kinds of noises

Meanwhile she down there like

 

[Regine Hunter]

all that carrying on turtle breh was doing:
and turtle brehette was just waitin on him to finish so she can be on her way: