A typical Coli day

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Lets say you wake up at 8am ready to check your alerts. You see 23 in a thread titled "new york rats back at it again". "nice, i knew that bat signal timb meme would do some numbers :ehh:

Only to find out you only got 7 daps on your meme. the other 16 are from Nicole and @NewYorkIsBetterThanDallas yelling at you. You contemplate replying but know you'll only waste the next 6 hours arguing about pizza, rent, and trannys.




After checking your alerts, you decide to check some essential threads.

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You go into random thoughts:

":gucci:"

"who cares"

"cool music"
"this nikka rozay:skip:"

"cool music"

":gucci:"

"this nikka rozay:skip:"

"cool music"


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You hit the arcadium and enter your favorite console thread. You see a fukk nikka hating on xbox and have an argument.

You hit the the film room and enter your favorite anime thread. You see a fukk nikka hating vegeta and have an argument.

You hit the coliseum and enter your favorite team's thread. You see a fukk nikka hating on lebron and have an argument

You hit the booth. You comment: "del the funky homosapien has more hits than young thug" You call drake a fakkit and then head for JBO.

You hit TLR. Do a little dapfishing. Call nap an indian. Get into about 6 arguments with 6 people.
The thread goes 6 pages until you realize you were arguing about giraffes and are now exchanging addresses for combat. Spoiler: Neither of you show up.

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You decide to end your browsing session with a nice peak through jbo. You grab your machete and hack through the overgrown brush to enter the porno piff thread. You immediately come across a bunch of nikkas waiting for links
4ddf7a8d-b2f7-428f-bf13-21f141347d02_screenshot.jpg



And @R=G watching
kdEqTdB.gif

"Welcome brats."



You open a few interesting links. "An alaskan pawg you say? :jbhmm: Ima make sure i double back to tlr and get this alaska pawg joke off"
"i bet its fishy down there :skip: "

"Yeah thats a solid 15 daps on that o--Goddamnit this nikka already posted it. And he used a better smiley. fukk :snoop:"



What do you think a typical coli day is?
 

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Brooklyn keeps on taking it.
Lets say you wake up at 8am ready to check your alerts. You see 23 in a thread titled "new york rats back at it again". "nice, i knew that bat signal timb meme would do some numbers :ehh:

Only to find out you only got 7 daps on your meme. the other 16 are from Nicole and @NewYorkIsBetterThanDallas yelling at you. You contemplate replying but know you'll only waste the next 6 hours arguing about pizza, rent, and trannys.




After checking your alerts, you decide to check some essential threads.

--------------------------

You go into random thoughts:

":gucci:"

"who cares"

"cool music"
"this nikka rozay:skip:"

"cool music"

":gucci:"

"this nikka rozay:skip:"

"cool music"


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You hit the arcadium and enter your favorite console thread. You see a fukk nikka hating on xbox and have an argument.

You hit the the film room and enter your favorite anime thread. You see a fukk nikka hating vegeta and have an argument.

You hit the coliseum and enter your favorite team's thread. You see a fukk nikka hating on lebron and have an argument

You hit the booth. You comment: "del the funky homosapien has more hits than young thug" You call drake a fakkit and then head for JBO.

You hit TLR. Do a little dapfishing. Call nap an indian. Get into about 6 arguments with 6 people.
The thread goes 6 pages until you realize you were arguing about giraffes and are now exchanging addresses for combat. Spoiler: Neither of you show up.

-----------------------------------------------------------


You decide to end your browsing session with a nice peak through jbo. You grab your machete and hack through the overgrown brush to enter the porno piff thread. You immediately come across a bunch of nikkas waiting for links
4ddf7a8d-b2f7-428f-bf13-21f141347d02_screenshot.jpg



And @R=G watching
kdEqTdB.gif

"Welcome brats."



You open a few interesting links. "An alaskan pawg you say? :jbhmm: Ima make sure i double back to tlr and get this alaska pawg joke off"
"i bet its fishy down there :skip: "

"Yeah thats a solid 15 daps on that o--Goddamnit this nikka already posted it. And he used a better smiley. fukk :snoop:"



What do you think a typical coli day is?


I don’t yell
 
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