Aaron Taylor Johnson Next James Bond?

[TDT]

According to Variety Johnson is NOT signing on as 007..

Maybe they saw a private screening of Kraven The Hunter

 

[patscorpio]

His best known role was as a loser superhero (Kickass)

He is a loser in real life (married a woman 24 years older his senior and took her surname)

He is Jewish


... and he is the next James Bond?

Homie was a beta and a gotdamn grooming victim but no one says shyt....wicked thing bro

 

[duckbutta]

James Bond is an iconic and transcendent role. There is much more to being cast as James Bond than what makes it into the film. An actor who portrays bond is supposed to be the epitome of a handsome and suave British alpha male. He is not supposed to be a loser.

Sean Connery is rolling in his grave.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Saw that yesterday…. Was wondering was there a thread.

If so, I’m glad dude finally catching a break

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Aaron Taylor Johnson could steal all of our women if he wanted to, getting groomed by a sugar momma and beating Cougar p*ssy up when you’re 18 is pretty alpha

An 18 year old teenager getting groomed by a 42 year old single mother of two? Yeah, totally alpha broski. You definitely enjoy getting pegged.

 

[Givethanks]

Idk what y'all going on about, but my boy said he doesn't like James Bond because "some shyt about a white guy... Agent.. something something" idk I clicked out.

I swear to God after Black Panther enough people try to be extra militant.

 

[PoorAndDangerous]

An 18 year old teenager getting groomed by a 42 year old single mother of two? Yeah, totally alpha broski. You definitely enjoy getting pegged.

Brother, if you tickle that prostate you’ll nut harder than you ever thought was humanly possible. Its 2024, get with the times

 

[Ces1ne?]

Brother, if you tickle that prostate you’ll nut harder than you ever thought was humanly possible. Its 2024, get with the times