Accepting a date from a man under 6 feet is unacceptable ladies

[QuintessentialBM]

Little known fact...... Men that are 5'11 are some of the most athletic men in the world. In the US, the average Marine is 5'11. Men that are 5'11 usually avoid all the problems of short and tall men. Taller men are not as strong as shorter men because their muscles are stretched. Taller men also have more joint and bone problems than shorter men. The research has been concluded and published many times over.....

 

[Ooh Marty]

How tall are you, even?

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im 5'3

 

[Flay Mayweather]

Yoooooo I really thought that nikka had his bed pushed up against his dresser. That's really the head board?

Rell Shyt

that nikka unfolded that fukking futon and laid it out as a bed.
nikka you aint slick

 

[Captain Crunch]

I must admit your ability to stay relevant this long is amongst some of the most amazing internet posting runs ever seen

It's rivaling Jay at this point, the Coli equivalent of lasting decades.

 

[23Barrettcity]

that's too much lol he can be no shorter than 5'8 and no need for a six pack give me a chubby bearded man and I'm good

*simps *
But I'm 6'1" with a college degree though anyway

 

[23Barrettcity]

I passed thickness a long time ago

Not sure if to compliment you or tell **** to give it up

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

We've seen your pics dear...you aint getting no dates

 

[LebronsHairline]

U might not wanna be SEEN on a date with a SHORT DUDE....but you will FUKK HIM

i'm like 5-9....and I've knocked down PLENTY OF THESE BISHES talking that "Im really into tall guys crap"

bytach please YOU INTO DIKK, MONEY AND PROCESSED FOODS....

these hoes don't be believin that shyt

 

[beanz]

 

[Ooh Marty]

I like nice Marty too

u know u gon luv me whether im popping shyt or being nice

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

I'm 5'9, got gawd son tatted across the belly, and i make miracles, bytch.

fukk is you on, hoe

Edit: Who replaced the report button for snitch?

 

[kingdarius]

that's too much lol he can be no shorter than 5'8 and no need for a six pack give me a chubby bearded man and I'm good

your 6'1 chubby bearded prince is here

Spoiler

 

[Blackking]

Little known fact...... Men that are 5'11 are some of the most athletic men in the world. In the US, the average Marine is 5'11. Men that are 5'11 usually avoid all the problems of short and tall men. Taller men are not as strong as shorter men because their muscles are stretched. Taller men also have more joint and bone problems than shorter men. The research has been concluded and published many times over.....

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

Didnt read any of this thread but it looks like Marty has another classic on her hands

 

[Dre Space Age]

You've effectively cut your dating population down to like 3000 dudes, and 2800 of them want white women only

The 175 that are left want Latinas.

The last 25 have Yellow Fever