foh bruh.Shorts in general are
You're a man. Men should wear pants.

Here is what Buzzfeed recommended you wear instead
Faggofication of america

Here is what Buzzfeed recommended you wear instead
Faggofication of america
...button up plaid shirt, just adds a lil patterned rigidity to the ensemble 
”you gon hit me cuz I’m tellin you I got talent?”


Keep all that homo shyt 