According to Coli this is what makes a woman a hoe. I'm here to confirm

[The Mad Titan]

 

[Lo-Co]

If she smile- you wasn't the first nikka she done that with

 

[全能の神]

These aren't baseless assumptions

 

[yardman]

If she hike up her leggings up high to show that cleft chin she got then she a ho.

If she gotta tattoo of eyes over her asscrack she a ho

If she rock juicy sweats she a ho.

If her fake eyelashes are over the top.

 

[Daio]

In

 

[InDePickWest]

Coli nikkas on females always crack me up

I can already tell 95% of the site dont know shyt about females just regurgitate other nikkas opinions.

The blind leading the blind.

 

[BrokePhiBroke]

You need me to come down to the Big Easy to cook you a big pot of gumbo and give you a footrub bae?

Man yeah and boil some crawfish..I eat bout 5 pounds. Anything less go home

 

[generic-username]

In my short time being here I have learned the worst thing you can do is take advise on women from a Thecoli breh.

Don't get me wrong some of the guys here do drop some knowledge, but in most occasions the so called advise a lot of guys give is just pure nonsense and pretty much boils down to "all women are hoes simply because they are women".

 

[BrokePhiBroke]

Are you bitter OP? Who hurt you?

Ya father...

...he didn't finish giving me y'all mortgage payments.

 

[Turbulent]

If she hike up her leggings up high to show that cleft chin she got then she a ho.

If she gotta tattoo of eyes over her asscrack she a ho

If she rock juicy sweats shs a ho.

If her fake eyelashes are overtop.

well...

 

[Dorian Breh]

If she brushes her teeth - she topped off some other breh and is destroying the evidence

Stay woke brehs

 

[BrokePhiBroke]

If she brushes her teeth - she topped off some other breh and is destroying the evidence

Stay woke brehs

If she cleans her vagina-it's evident everybody and the nut cracker been cracking in that thang.

 

[Still Benefited]

In coli we trust

When that woman breaks your heart,or you find out shes a bedwench?you gon feel like a fool ignoring the signs we told you to watch for

 

[JT-Money]

Ya father...

...he didn't finish giving me y'all mortgage payments.

 

[Originalman]

Lately I'm reading post after post about you can spot a hoe..I've taken the liberty to help you poor souls.

If she talks a lot- she tryna talk so much you won't notice.

If she's quiet- she tryna hide something

If she smile- you wasn't the first nikka she done that with

If she says she gotta go to work- best to believe she bussing it for a nikka at her job

If she has a cell phone- these hoes being slick and most likely she talking to multiple nikkas

If she has a hobby - bytch just want attention

If she wears make up- can you say double life ...HOE,run

Has any piercings- a nikka piercing them guts on the regular

I think I missed some @Matt504 help me out

You also forgot if she breath air and drink water she a hoe and probably swallows.