According to Joe Budden, taking 71 dycks aint slutty..

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You don't even have to have her tell you

She has a p*ssy? + 5
She has tattoos? + 10
She listens to rap? + 15
She has a social media account with over 100 pictures? +5
She went to University? + 15
She has never held a job down? + 20
She smokes weed or drinks or any other drugs? + 10
Doesn't know her daddy? +20

I kould go on and on. It's a science to this.

:heh:

you couldn't be more wrong. a lot of hos who don't fit any of the criteria you've listed are some of the biggest smuts.
 

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Alot of women will fall for Budden's tricknology & what they see in pop culture. Contrary to popular belief most hoes i know lead a life of misery & emptiness. Ladies who are on the verge step back from the ledge & think about what kind of life you want to live & if you can accept the consequences.
 

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Nah 71 is a whole fukking lot. First off if a bytch was fukking 5-6 different nikkas DURING high school she was a ho in high school. Yall leaving out the reform phases and phases where the bytch was in a relationship. Being in college I see it all the time. bytches aren't hoes their entire college career, they catch hella bodies their first couple years then get all reformed their last couple years and start acting brand new and shyt.

Also the relationship phases, so in that 20 year 15-20 year span she didnt have one relationship? Thats an even bigger problem then. So its not 5-8 bodies a year its more like 10 bodies this year, relationship for a year then 20 bodies the next year, reform period where she tries to "regather" herself then relapse and catches another ten bodies, and the cycle goes on
 

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.Mercedes. ‏@_modelmercedess2 Dec
So my p*ssy bad and ruined for my 71 bodies but I just gained 500 followers in less than a hour. Looks like nikkas don't believe you2 Dec

My p*ssy and body count got y'all upset like that lmaoooooo


.Mercedes. ‏@_modelmercedess2 Dec
More than 71 “@WakEnBakEHeF: I had to ask the homie what's her mouth count since the is 71”

.Mercedes. ‏@_modelmercedess2 Dec
You've got 20 likes by creepy internet nikkas while I'm out fukking your man. Worry about the right shyt.

Mercedes. ‏@_modelmercedess2 Dec
Y'all cannot say that you've dated every man you've fukked.

Mercedes. ‏@_modelmercedess2 Dec
Don't act like you haven't had that one night stand after popping 2 mollies and you didn't even know his name...

.Mercedes. ‏@_modelmercedess2 Dec
Or that time you went home with a man from the club thinking he was fine because you felt his penis in the club and you didn't care.

.Mercedes. ‏@_modelmercedess2 Dec
None of this is valid anyways... I take baths so those bodies don't count. :stopitslime:

Mercedes. ‏@_modelmercedess2 Dec
71 bodies is just 71 bodies... They wash away when you take a shower. :heh:


Mercedes. ‏@_modelmercedess2 Dec
shyt... 79 “@_JayRano: Yes ma'am, we are. RT @Me: Wait are we counting female bodies as well???”


.Mercedes. ‏@_modelmercedess2 Dec
Body count doesn't make you nasty... fukking everyone raw does and fukking dirty people does.
 

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This her IG http://instagram.com/_modelmercedes. Sad thing is yall simp and create threads for girls like this and they go plat:heh:. AND she only 21 with a 71 body count :whew:. This new breed of women who came into adulthood with social media are something else :banderas:

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You don't even have to have her tell you

She has a p*ssy? + 5
She has tattoos? + 10
She listens to rap? + 15
She has a social media account with over 100 pictures? +5
She went to University? + 15
She has never held a job down? + 20
She smokes weed or drinks or any other drugs? + 10
Doesn't know her daddy? +20

I kould go on and on. It's a science to this.
Post a complete list. Facebook the streets need this
 

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You don't even have to have her tell you

She has a p*ssy? + 5
She has tattoos? + 10
She listens to rap? + 15
She has a social media account with over 100 pictures? +5
She went to University? + 15
She has never held a job down? + 20
She smokes weed or drinks or any other drugs? + 10
Doesn't know her daddy? +20

I kould go on and on. It's a science to this.

:pachaha: What???????
 

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10-15 bodies sounds like the magic range but being realistic with this generation, I'd say 30-50 will be average

shyt like that is why I have to search under the rocks to get wit a chick with a super low body count. SMH @ dudes not elevating their standards and settling with trash wrapped in STDs
 
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