According to the coli, if I don't swallow I'm gonna be single for life :skip:

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So you're giving head...and somehow managing to not get any of that "snot lookin eeky stuff" anywhere near your mouth. :leon:

Is your head-work disturbingly sub-par? You may not be single for life but you're almost certainly running the risk of sharing that boy with a more blue collar mouf, my friend. :leostare:

SO u mean to tell me u can nut off of head?? :pachaha:

U that weak with the stamina breh? :russ:
 

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SO u mean to tell me u can nut off of head??
U that weak with the stamina breh? :russ:

:laugh:

You're starting to sound like guys when they feel inadequate. Maybe having an underachieving head-game is the female equivalent to having a wack penis?

"Isn't the vagina's only like 4 inches deep anyway? So...I mean...you don't even NEED more than 6. You can't get your orgasm from 5 tho?"


I nut off awesome head. Rare, but I've seen a few talented mouths in my time. :whistle:


Nothing better than a great unexpected blow-job when you're short on time and there's definitely no better feeling than beating it up and seeing her jump back after she caught her orgasms to finish you off in gratitude.

Her: "I want it in my mouth." :shaq:
You: Wooord? Bet. :ohhh:
Her: "Tell me when you're ready."
You: Riiiiight...NOW. :ooh: :ahh: :noah: :deadrose:

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*deletes any numbers from other girls after regaining consciousness b/c there's no point in looking anymore*
 

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You're starting to sound like guys when they feel inadequate. Maybe having an underachieving head-game is the female equivalent to having a wack penis?

"Isn't the vagina's only like 4 inches deep anyway? So...I mean...you don't even NEED more than 6. You can't get your orgasm from 5 tho?"


I nut off awesome head. Rare, but I've seen a few talented mouths in my time. :whistle:


Nothing better than a great unexpected blow-job when you're short on time and there's definitely no better feeling than beating it up and seeing her jump back after she caught her orgasms to finish you off in gratitude.

Her: "I want it in my mouth." :shaq:
You: Wooord? Bet. :ohhh:
Her: "Tell me when you're ready."
You: Riiiiight...NOW. :ooh: :ahh: :noah: :deadrose:

2476251_o.gif


*deletes any numbers from other girls after regaining consciousness b/c there's no point in looking anymore*

Im about to bite into this juicy ass orange :datazz:


any who, so u can't see urself marrying or being with a woman that can't make u nut with head? :dwillhuh:
 

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Unless it's some immaculate box I don't nut off just p*ssy... Good head is needed. I don't give no warnings n shyt either, I just let the baby batter off in they mouth.:shaq: So in closing you probably won't die lonely if you don't swallow

But I'd cheat on u
 

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Im about to bite into this juicy ass orange :datazz:


any who, so u can't see urself marrying or being with a woman that can't make u nut with head? :dwillhuh:

She doesn't HAVE to make me nut by giving me head...but if I'm going to be with a chick for the long-term, she has to AT LEAST let me finish her in her mouth from time-to-time. Otherwise... :yawn: :belipetraeus:

It'd be a total waste of my vagina-eating talent. Why give the effort to be awesome at something if you're just the star on an underachieving team? :upsetfavre:



As long as I'm finishing in her mouth :ahh:

She can do whatever she wants to do with it afterwards:yeshrug:

Like this.

Wouldn't stop me from wifing a girl but it'd be a massive disappointment every time I cum.
 

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She doesn't HAVE to make me nut by giving me head...but if I'm going to be with a chick for the long-term, she has to AT LEAST let me finish her in her mouth from time-to-time. Otherwise... :yawn: :belipetraeus:

It'd be a total waste of my vagina-eating talent. Why give the effort to be awesome at something if you're just the star on an underachieving team? :upsetfavre:



Like this.
so u eat the box and drink up all the juices? :leon:

is that why u expect a woman to swallow?
You dont swallow cause your fatass just sucks up all the food like a vacuum
ur trolling is :flabbynsick:


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so u eat the box and drink up all the juices? :leon:

is that why u expect a woman to swallow?

Of course. It's 2012 and I'm grown as hell. fukk I look like being afraid of p*ssy in my face. :takedat:

Eat it up, beat it down, and have her like :snooze: when it's time for her to go to work while I'm eating the cheese omelette she made me... :eat: :stylin:

...because I fukkin' love cheese omelettes. :birdman:
 
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