Brehs last night I had a weird ass dream, I was at University of Houston trying to sign up for some classes and I had some weird shyt happen to me:
Councellor: Sir you are too late to enroll in classes this semester.
Me: All hell nah, I checked the online rosters I still got time.
Councellor: Sir, please lower your voice.
Me: Hell nah, I not leaving here until you enroll me into some classes. I didn't waste my gas for this shyt. You bette call somebody out here to help you.
Councellor: Ok I can call someone out here to "take care of you"
Me: Finally...
*Mark Henry pops up around the corner*
Mark: DOES SOMEONE HAVE A PROBLEM AROUND HERE?!
Me:
Councellor: Yes Mark, I think he wants you to induct him in some classes.
Mark: Oh I can induct him all right... RIGHT INTO MY HALL OF PAIN!
Me:That's ok, I'll try again next semester,. Yall have a goo....
*World's Strongest Slam through the councellor's desk*
Me:
Mark: THAAAAT'SSSS WHAT I DO! THERE AIN'T NO LATE REGISTRATION! NUMBER TWO PENCILS ONLY!
Councellor:
Then I woke up, I had to laugh for 15 minutes for what I had dream, makes me wonder what other phrases Mark Henry needs to yell out at the crowd after he inducts someone into the "Hall of Pain"?
Councellor: Sir you are too late to enroll in classes this semester.
Me: All hell nah, I checked the online rosters I still got time.
Councellor: Sir, please lower your voice.
Me: Hell nah, I not leaving here until you enroll me into some classes. I didn't waste my gas for this shyt. You bette call somebody out here to help you.
Councellor: Ok I can call someone out here to "take care of you"
Me: Finally...
*Mark Henry pops up around the corner*
Mark: DOES SOMEONE HAVE A PROBLEM AROUND HERE?!
Me:
Councellor: Yes Mark, I think he wants you to induct him in some classes.
Mark: Oh I can induct him all right... RIGHT INTO MY HALL OF PAIN!
Me:That's ok, I'll try again next semester,. Yall have a goo....
*World's Strongest Slam through the councellor's desk*
Me:
Mark: THAAAAT'SSSS WHAT I DO! THERE AIN'T NO LATE REGISTRATION! NUMBER TWO PENCILS ONLY!
Councellor:
Then I woke up, I had to laugh for 15 minutes for what I had dream, makes me wonder what other phrases Mark Henry needs to yell out at the crowd after he inducts someone into the "Hall of Pain"?