Adamantium is some BS, Hulk's Purple Pants are the strongest

[Jackson LeRoy Briggs]

material in the Marvel Universe. Like this dude could be wearing a tuxedo as Banner, but as soon as he gets mad, he magically generates some fukking purple pants that never seem to rip, wear out, or otherwise show any signs of damage.

That nikka walks through lava and the pants stay intact

Bruce Banner's tailor is an unsung hero of comic books

 

[Prodigital]

Smh @ you fantasizing the issue where they show hulks gamma dikk ur discusting breh

 

[Grifter]

he's been losing his pants recently, marvel getting gay.

 

[mr x]

the joke is, in The Incredible Hulk, they even made it a point to show banner buying stretchy pants...As if that would solve the riddle

 

[Owen Reece]

unstable molecules, son! Marvel's deus ex machina for clothing related problems.

 

[Danny_Duberstein]

Banner spent all his time engineering some indestructible pants instead of curing himself

 

[beaniemac]

he's been losing his pants recently, marvel getting gay.

yeah, I saw the avengers the other day finally and hulk actually ripped outta his pants no homo.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

He goes to the same guy that does Doc Connor's lab coats and pants. Frank Wisenberg, best in the city.

 

[The Collector]

Banner spent all his time engineering some indestructible pants instead of curing himself

I wouldn't wanna cure myself. Gimme some stretch pants, mang!

 

[Another Man]

Smh @ you fantasizing the issue where they show hulks gamma dikk ur discusting breh

...but you were the first and only one mentioning anything about dikks.