-user is a professional fukk boy
-user needed a father growing up
-user thought Jay-Z won
-user doesnt even have internet friends
-User lost
-User is flabby & sick
There's a lot of positive rep statuses but they should be spread out more. You get 8 different statuses in the first 100k, then only 2 more after that.
- User needs more people![]()
The bolded are excellent choices.
-User is a stupid, fukking fakkit
People with disabled reps don't get to participate in this thread.

I'll add some suggestions:
- User threw rocks at the throne
- User is a pariah
- User has been excommunicated
- User has sullied their family name