Admit simp crimes you've committed
- Thread starter KEEPITTRILLA
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Breh, after reading all those simp posts, I'm wondering.... have you EVER experienced a W?
Yeah but it took some time. Some of that shyt happened in a "good" year. I had a lot of chicks but it's like a hood nikka winning the lottery; poor decisions will be made. I wasn't used to that much attention so I made a ton of fumbles. I also realized later Princess didn't call me ugly and we broke up because I was involved in several messageboard feuds that I took time out of our day to handle. Sigh.
I've actually had girlfriends every year from 2003 to 2007, I'd just keep fukking up. Side chicks, main chicks, chicks that I was ashamed of. Didn't matter I was screwing up eventually. It wasn't ALL my fault. Some shyt people did I just let slide. That's comparative negligence.
I have more simp crimes post 2005 but I need to really think about them and see if they are interesting. I got played a lot but that shyt isn't interesting. The old shyt was a comedy of errors
EDIT - 2017, 14 years of girlfriends and fukk ups.
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Dwayne_Taylor
Superstar
I used to get up at 5:00 AM and drive 30 miles to take my ex to work every day before i went to work .
30 miles brehs .
just so she could cut of sex because she said i wasn't chasing her anymore.
She was fine tho
30 miles brehs .
just so she could cut of sex because she said i wasn't chasing her anymore.
She was fine tho
Actually6Foot3
Veteran
Me once with this fire Jamacian chic. I was 18 and a virgin
she probably was like this nikka gotta be gay 
Lost it the next year though and I fukked one of our mutual friends recently. I'm sure she knows
Dwayne_Taylor
Superstar
In college, i let a light eyed, phat assed, evil succubus on the track team hypnotize me into staying up all night and writing her senior thesis.
She graduated because of me...i got a kiss on the cheek tho
She graduated because of me...i got a kiss on the cheek tho
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Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
Honestly breh me neither. If you were a weaker man, you would no longer be with us
Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
I thought I was the only person like this I literally can't remember my late teens early 20s when it comes to women
Thank god cause if I remembered every detail of how I used to simp, I would be ready to commit that too
It's why Im hoh now. I feel it's the only way to redeem myself
I was certain that I was doing right so I would not kill myself for my own convictions. That would be an admission of gross miscalculation. I still believe I had the right ideas but the wrong execution with the wrong people (most times) and I was just a general screw up with decent women and I couldn't afford to do that because I didn't have enough clout or looks to get second chances.
1-8-7-Skillz
Superstar
@Rarely-Wrong Liggins
I read through your stories and damn Im impressed you didnt break down.
Hope your doing much better and are on HoH now
I read through your stories and damn Im impressed you didnt break down.
Hope your doing much better and are on HoH now
Did a search to see if I posted so simp shyt that I forgot about doing...
No post
#hoh
No post
#hoh
In college, i let a light eyed, phat assed, evil succubus on the track team hypnotize me into staying up all night and writing her senior thesis.
She graduated because of me...i got a kiss on the cheek tho
Lord Bison
Superstar
I'm pretty much HOH but I slipped up and gave this thick latina at my job my breakfast ( muffin, banana, and iced coffee)
forgive me HOH brehs
Cotdamn. I came in ready to share my epic L, I loved a single mother and her daughter. My story just don't compare