Adrian Neville's possible main roster gimmick

[The G.O.D II]

I hope he wears the suit, cape and everything.

and the motherfukker actually looks like a mouse (well, a rat). This is a good ass rib.

Vince: That midget looks like a goddamn rat! Lets give him the speedy gonzalez gimmick like I wanted with Rey.

Writer: Hes not Mexican Vince. Plus that character is an offensive stereotype.

Vince: Goddamn it what!? Well what about the damn rat that cooks. Rat kung fuey?

Writer: Ratouille? Hes french

Vince: Son of a bytch! Is there a goddamn mouse we can name thats ethnic neutral so we dont upset our liberal pansy sponsors?

Writer:.......

Kevin Dunn: I'vesss got its bosssssiss. Mighty mouseisssss

Vince: What you buck tooth queer? I dont care if you saved my dad crappy sammartino jerk videos from a Volvo. Its been 30 years and I still cant understand you. Fix your goddamn teeth.

Writer: He said mighty mouse.

Vince: Yes! Mighty Mouse! Damnit Dunn you are a genius! I love you in a manly way and not in a way those damn GLAAD homos who are extorting me does. Wipe those tears away before I kick you in the testicles. No crying in here. Quick. Call the fat Negro lady in costumes and tell her to whip up a cape pronto! That midget will be a hit with kids.

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

Vince: That midget looks like a goddamn rat! Lets give him the speedy gonzalez gimmick like I wanted with Rey.

Writer: Hes not Mexican Vince. Plus that character is an offensive stereotype.

Vince: Goddamn it what!? Well what about the damn rat that cooks. Rat kung fuey?

Writer: Ratouille? Hes french

Vince: Son of a bytch! Is there a goddamn mouse we can name thats ethnic neutral so we dont upset our liberal pansy sponsors?

Writer:.......

Kevin Dunn: I'vesss got its bosssssiss. Mighty museums

Vince: What you buck tooth queer? I dont care if you save my dad crappy sammartino jerk videos from a Volvo. Its been 30 years and I still cant understand you. Fix your goddamn teeth.

Writer: He said mighty mouse.

Vince: Yes! Mighty Mouse! D amnit Dunn you are a genius! I love you in a manly way and not in a way those damn GLAAD homos who are extorting me does. Wipe those tears away before I kick you in the testicles. No tears in here. Quick. Call the fat black Negro lady in costumes and tell her to whip up a cape pronto! That midget will be a hit with kids.

This is disturbingly close to what i imagine the conversation would be.

 

[Norrin Radd]

Why not just play up his high-flying, "The man that gravity forgot" thing? It's not like Kofi's doing anything with it these days.

 

[Konnan]

I'm really contemplating not watching the E anymore

We're just being trolled by a dope head, a guy that fukked Chyna and a rich daddy's girl

No thanks

 

[BodeineBrazy]

Why not just play up his high-flying, "The man that gravity forgot" thing? It's not like Kofi's doing anything with it these days.

cause that would make sense.

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

Vince: That midget looks like a goddamn rat! Lets give him the speedy gonzalez gimmick like I wanted with Rey.

Writer: Hes not Mexican Vince. Plus that character is an offensive stereotype.

Vince: Goddamn it what!? Well what about the damn rat that cooks. Rat kung fuey?

Writer: Ratouille? Hes french

Vince: Son of a bytch! Is there a goddamn mouse we can name thats ethnic neutral so we dont upset our liberal pansy sponsors?

Writer:.......

Kevin Dunn: I'vesss got its bosssssiss. Mighty museums

Vince: What you buck tooth queer? I dont care if you save my dad crappy sammartino jerk videos from a Volvo. Its been 30 years and I still cant understand you. Fix your goddamn teeth.

Writer: He said mighty mouse.

Vince: Yes! Mighty Mouse! D amnit Dunn you are a genius! I love you in a manly way and not in a way those damn GLAAD homos who are extorting me does. Wipe those tears away before I kick you in the testicles. No tears in here. Quick. Call the fat black Negro lady in costumes and tell her to whip up a cape pronto! That midget will be a hit with kids.

This shyt got me weak.

 

[﹏﹏⛴﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏]

Starting to think Vince being murdered might be best for business...

Damn dude. Kicked it up a notch.

 

[45123]

honestly, whats so good about this guy compared to the Evan Bournes of the world?

midcard is his peak, throw the IC title on him a few times then give him dem deavors

I'll just compare him to Evan Bourne here and say

1. It's a different era now, small indy guys are getting looks
2. He's better than Evan Bourne ever was. He's more graceful, fun to watch, and technically sound
3. He's not god level on the stick due to his accent but he's not like Bourne who sounded like an awkward tween every time he talked
4. He actually has a stocky muscular build, just short, which makes what he does in the ring look even more impressive. Evan Bourne and the "Evan Bournes of the world" was lanky/slender as fukk. All in all he just has a better and more marketable look than Evan Bourne
5. He's an Haitch guy, which means he likely won't just be a midcarder if all things go well

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

Vince's next podcast interview:

"Neville doesnt connect with the crowd. Maybe its because hes British, i dont know. But we havent given up on him."

 

[ML29]

A mighty mouse gimmick? Hmm that'll put butts in the seats.

 

[R=G]

- As noted last week, former NXT Champion Adrian Neville is one of the next NXT stars scheduled to be called up to the main roster in early 2015. Neville will be getting a new gimmick that's been described by PWInsider.com s "Mighty Mouse-esque." Mighty Mouse is the old cartoon character that was incredibly strong, despite his small stature.

WTF IS THIS shyt ABOUT? This better be as a str8 worked article...NO fukkING WAY

 

[R=G]

I guess Kevin Dunn will vicariously live out his dream of being a sports entertainer through Neville

Forgot to ask about this..there's this creepy ass gif of this buck tooth down south looking piece of trash in a WWF old school Studio for one of those Sat shows that Todd Pentingail or whatever the fukk his name was always hosting. In the gif, this buck tooth cat is turning around..is that really Kevin Dunn?

 

[R=G]

also this Mighty Mouse gimmick could potentially be just based off influence..he might not actually have to be cartoonish..it could just be a different way to say that they are still going to book him strong despite his size..you could essentially call Daniel Bryan's gimmick a Mighty Mouse gimmick

LOL. Bryan is one of the best and most legitimate looking strikers in the company. There is nothing super hero about him except the old last minute kick outs that everyone displays across the board in big matches.

 

[3Rivers]

Forgot to ask about this..there's this creepy ass gif of this buck tooth down south looking piece of trash in a WWF old school Studio for one of those Sat shows that Todd Pentingail or whatever the fukk his name was always hosting. In the gif, this buck tooth cat is turning around..is that really Kevin Dunn?

yeah that's him

 

[Momentum]

Vince hit him with that
"Facial features like a rat, compared to Zayn you wack "

And ya man Steen turned on you after you won the belt