Advaned Coli Science: Tupac In A Business Suit

[jadillac]

Babe--these lames think I read the Wall Street Journal for work.....

......I'm researching to see who I can rob next!

 

[BmoreGorilla]

"Yo I just seen Paul bytchass from marketing over by the copy machine. Caught that nikka lackin cuz his team wasn't around but I decided to let him slide this time cuz I had to hurry up and get to lunch with some investors from Hong Kong"

 

[feelosofer]

Did this silly hoe just put my pate on a ritz cracker, like really? I'm just going to leave a 15% tip instead of a my usual 20%. And my mineral water better be room temp bytch.

 

[Dorian Breh]

The Ceo at my client tried to tell me not to smoke backwoods in their headquarters. Told his ass when he posted positive earnings he can make the rules then ashed the shyt in his coffee.

 

[Kingsdome]

This thread should be put in the rafters for the first page alone

 

[Wild self]

I see no females on this thread

 

[FukYaFeelings]

@BocaRear I see u with the classic thread nikka

 

[Entropy Fan]

Claire that trick ass Chief Financial Officer tried to award me $2 million for the 12% increase in profitability that my restructuring of company debt led to. Told that hoe to go down the hall and hand out 4 checks for half a mill to my nikkas in financing, cause ain't no fun if the homies can't get none.

 

[eufemism]

So yesterday during a team meeting the CEO says the corner office just opened up with Barry retiring last week. The CEO was about to give it to Becky so I called him out and told him that if I didn't get the corner office I would walk and take up a job offer at Goldman Sachs. Not only did he give me the corner office but he offered me a 10% salary raise and a chauffeur to take me to work everyday

 

[thatdude954]

"So I told Danny Boy...hol up...I saw this ho at the national conference, then the same ho I seen at the national conference, I seen at the company retreat, then her ass was all up in the web meeting. THEN this same ho i seen in the web meeting was at the Black Financial Advisers conference!"

"No matter where I go, I see the same hoooooeeeessss"

 

[It is a mystery]

pulled up at the regional manager's office and put the glizzy to his neck and demanded i get a raise, stock options, and 401k benefits AND 30 days PAID vacation

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

Certified HOOD blassic thread.

Should be nominated for fukkery thread of the season.

Rafters here we come baybayyyyy!


Comedy piiff

 

[Flywin Lannister]

Yo this is an instant classic thread. These lawst hoez read every page but are awfully quiet lol

 

[QuintessentialBM]

Muthafukka, so you ain't gonna sign over your quarterly bonus?

Hangs dude off the balcony of the 20th floor of the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel..... He signs it over afterwards....

 

[Black Magisterialness]

That's why I stole your clients you fat mothafukka WEST SIDE!