Advice: Guy on Reddit explains how to Netflix and chill

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from the seduction subreddit:

"The best thing to do is cook, go on youtube, find a fancy italian dish that doesn't take much to make . Set a table for two , the more cramped your room is the better , even laying out a table on your bed and joking about it makes it cute and different, play background music, classical music, joke that you're having a fancy dinner with her she needs to take it seriously, wine, always wine, drink alot . Then set the playlist so that after about 40 minutes it plays a really corny girly song like Justin Beiber's baby or something ... joke about it say nooo this is embarassing she'll laugh, then go to your phone switch it to some pre planned salsa music say you're a salsa maverick , even if you aren't , pull her up grab her close dance, waist grabbing , rub your nose against hers don't kiss, make her a laugh the whole time ..rub behind her earlobes, look into her eyes, make sure you've got your playlist planned, let it go into a slow trey songz chris brown sexy type song ...say we're getting carried away...lets watch a movie , put on netflix lie in the couch and chill lol ..chances are you'll smash that night"

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these cacs are making chilling a "science" :dead: , but this is how natural dudes actually do it.
 

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I don't think the dinner is important, especially Italian.

You think shorty gon wanna fukk after eating Chicken Alfredo pasta? Nah. Her breath smell like garlic and Parmesan and she needs to take a dump
 

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That shyt was ill, I might save this, just in case I need it :whew:

I was expecting some cheesy cac bullshyt, but that wasn't bad
 
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I don't think the dinner is important, especially Italian.

You think shorty gon wanna fukk after eating Chicken Alfredo pasta? Nah. Her breath smell like garlic and Parmesan and she needs to take a dump
Lol real shyt..dont be a creep and don't come off desperate..keep the conversation light and playful while making plenty eye contact..shyt aint a science.
 

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pre-planned jokes rarely work. especially if you're not a naturally funny dude. life is not a TV show. just be you and invite her. eat with her, put on the netflix and chill. if she wants to fukk, she'll find a way to let you know (the fact she's coming over is a good sign). the level of planning in the OP is destined to fail.


EDIT: also, too many dudes think they have to do extra shyt to get laid thinking a chick has to be impressed by your wit and creativity in order to fukk :mjlol: most women don't give a fukk about that shyt. if they're horny and physically attracted to you and you're somewhat manly (meaning you don't display bytch traits),you could most likely fukk without running some elaborate game or trying to entertain her.
 

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:hubie: even I got bored in that date..and all I did is read it.
:mjgrin: I prefer go clubbing and party than Netflix and chill. They get drunk there too and you got a dj already fukk a playlist. And multiple bytches :mjgrin:
:hubie: but I'll let him cook
 

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Usually she makes that decision before she even arrives. You just gotta make sure you don't do anything to convince her NOT to fukk you.

Food is key, we all know that. I don't even think you need to cook. Order a nice pizza. Not the wack Dominos/Pizza Hut/etc franchise shyt she's used to, but something new and local. If she's a health/workout warrior take the L and order a Whole Foods pizza. You can get them on whole grain with healthy toppings. It's kinda trash but she'll like that shyt if she's into eating healthy.
 
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