Advice: Guy on Reddit explains how to Netflix and chill

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Wise said:
I don't think the dinner is important, especially Italian.

You think shorty gon wanna fukk after eating Chicken Alfredo pasta? Nah. Her breath smell like garlic and Parmesan and she needs to take a dump
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Cacs don't mind that, in life, usually white women had the worst smelling breath out of all races, rarely ran into a black woman with stank breath, but white people usually have that zesty cheesy breathe
 
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shyt was ok I guess,:ehh: but that heavy ass Italian food and the playlist fukkery gotta go. :camby:

Classical music. :wtf: nikka really. :dahell: I mean I can see if ya'll studying or some shyt, but nikka you trying to netflix and chill.

If you finna cook for shorty you gotta do some light shyt like nachos or chicken salad or some shyt. You bust out with some fried chicken or ribs, or pasta, you'll have her sleeping 20 minutes into the movie. Especially if yall drinking and smoking.

I think netflix and chill is more about a few rules, than some fukking elaborate plan. shyt like.....No heavy food, peep game, make her laugh, etc...
The rest is common sense and just being yourself though. :manny:
 
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steviej said:
from the seduction subreddit:

"The best thing to do is cook, go on youtube, find a fancy italian dish that doesn't take much to make . Set a table for two , the more cramped your room is the better , even laying out a table on your bed and joking about it makes it cute and different, play background music, classical music, joke that you're having a fancy dinner with her she needs to take it seriously, wine, always wine, drink alot . Then set the playlist so that after about 40 minutes it plays a really corny girly song like Justin Beiber's baby or something ... joke about it say nooo this is embarassing she'll laugh, then go to your phone switch it to some pre planned salsa music say you're a salsa maverick , even if you aren't , pull her up grab her close dance, waist grabbing , rub your nose against hers don't kiss, make her a laugh the whole time ..rub behind her earlobes, look into her eyes, make sure you've got your playlist planned, let it go into a slow trey songz chris brown sexy type song ...say we're getting carried away...lets watch a movie , put on netflix lie in the couch and chill lol ..chances are you'll smash that night"

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these cacs are making chilling a "science" :dead: , but this is how natural dudes actually do it.
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"The best thing to do is cook or buy quality frozen pizza, go on youtube, find a dish that doesn't take much to make. It can be grilled. Make sure you know from the jump what she can and cannot eat. shyt, you really don't have to do that. But if you ain't the best looking even for a meh chick, you gotta do more. Clean your fukking room, Black women rather see an empty room than a messy room. They rather you be broke than a scatter brain. Chicks hate that shyt. Always choose the living room instead of the bedroom unless she's white, they ask less questions and don't mind be hoe out as much, they know it ain't gonna fukk them in potential marriages so they less loose but still loose. When sitting on the couch, do be too close and touchy but don't be far like you at chapel nikka. You don't have to joke if you not good at it but be open and friendly, let her talk, don't you run your fukking mouth, just like the vibe take over and shyt, be cool, don't be a hoe boi. Don't play background music, Black women don't need that shyt unless you there already in the mood, just keep it chilled. Black women don't like sitting at tables if they don't have too, bring the food to the movie or TV show. Don't ask her what she wants to see, you put on what you want, shyt, if the vibe is right, X-Man will get you some ass but nikka! Don't you put on Hidden Colors or 13, be smart, don't be a retard. I would say a show like Atlanta or a show like Boondocks, offer her a drink if you drink, a smoke if you smoke and shyt. Don't do too much.

After 30 minutes, make a small joke but add a complement, like "you know them earrings too damn big girl" But you killed shyt like a G. Even a square Black chick think she got a little hood in her and will crack a smile. Smile back, hold her hands for five seconds and tell her how soft her hands are, Black women are on point with manicures and take pride in it. Look deep into her eyes when you say it. Kiss her on lips. (NO TOUGUE yet nikka) Do it again and again then make your way to her ears, some will block since they might not like it then slowly make your way to her neck and lift up her shirt/blouse/etc. Once you start sucking t*ts, she's done for. She coming out of the panties but don't be a bytch nikka. No eating p*ssy Day 1 of sexual contact or before she suck or fukk you. It's a no no. Also, wear a condom too. Don't be that guy. This generally works but a lot of us fukk it up before she comes thinking you just a friend. Before she comes, she needs to know little about you or a lot. No in-between where she can assume the type of nikka you are unless you that nikka.

Black women don't require much but they require order, respect, not feeling used and mutual affection. If you gonna use her, just don't call her.

White women cool with being use by a nikka, most of the time, they using us but sistas, not so much.
 
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