Africans who can't dance appreciation thread

[Ms.CuriousCat]

You know who you are

This includes the American kind, Caribbean kind or wherever you may be. If you can only fake the two step with rhythm and fail at almost everything else, this is for you





You are not alone.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

 

[Ms.CuriousCat]

 

[Larry Lobster]

Not me

 

[Im Kemet Rocky & I like penis]

they really cant dance..

 

[JBoy]

I don't dance, all I do it this.It's the same two step wit a lil twist.

 

[patscorpio]

im not one of them

 

[Illuminatos]

*Posts up on wall*

 

[intruder]

You can argue that 75% of people dont dance. Nothing wrong with not being a good dancer. Some people lack rythm. But some of you need some more exposure to cultural diversity in your lives.

"Dancing" isnt necessarily the fukkery that happens in the club or dancing to popular music genres like pop and hiphop. Wide ranges of folk dances all over the Caribbean and Africa to look into.
Haiti



Cuba



Panama

 

[MostReal]

my wife and son both have no rhythm...its pretty embarrassing

 

[Crakface]

My wife and i tear it up at the christmas parties. Clowns lookin like "buht buht shes asian"

 

[Gandolpiffini]

My wife and i tear it up at the christmas parties. Clowns lookin like "buht buht shes asian"

You're Korean ?

 

[Crakface]

You're Korean ?

Black. Wife asian

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

This is not me. I actually consider myself one of the best dancers on the planet. Real talk and no BS (lol jk)

Maybe it's cause I'm African...I don't know. I love music and i can connect with the rhythm and the beat no matter what. That's what inspired me to DJ.

Yo, you can see my damn near 30 year ol ass pop lockin and breakin it down at the club....so

 

[BuyandSave]

I can't dance for shyt. No bs, but I really have to have a few in me in order to even have the balls to go up on the dance floor. Honestly, I feel like I have some type of dancing anxiety. Like, I'm afraid of looking stupid.