Aggressive Turkeys cause chaos in Boston Suburb

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Meaghan Tolson lives under constant attack from some unruly neighbors in Woburn, Massachusetts — a flock of about five wild turkeys that roam freely on Nashua Street.

"I am being described as the turkey whisperer," said Tolson. "You definitely hear them before you see them."

About two years ago, Tolson began to find them in her front yard.

"It started with one turkey. His name is Kevin. I named him," she noted.

They usually come out at sunrise and sunset looking to feed and cause some mayhem. Everyone is fair game.

"I feel like Kevin kind of hypes them up, and Kevin is like 'Let's chase these people,' and they're like, 'Let's do it,'" Tolson imagined them saying.

Neighbors came flocking to talk to NBC10 Boston about the terrifying turkeys after noticing the news crew in their neighborhood.



"I do have some crazy stories to tell!" said Devin Farren. "They're up at 6 a.m. in my lawn and start chasing us, trying to pop the tires. It's wild!"

"A turkey was literally right at my front door. I opened it and I was like, 'Oh my god,' and I'm slowly backing away from it. I was freaking out," described Farren's older sister, Reese.

"We were honking at them, and they don't care," said Reese's friend, Rachel Dabriel. "They have some, like, serious personalities."

No one living on the block knows where they came from or why the turkeys are being aggressive, but 8-year-old Leo Tangu proposed a solution.

"Kill them and eat them," he suggested.

 

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when i lived in west tulsa one of my neighbors was some crazy ass old white dude who had roosters, geese, turkeys, and pigs running around... he made the news a few times cause the pigs wandered off and were attacking peoples dogs

to this day i hate all of those animals still.. my apt complex has geese that wander around and shyt everywhere and its illegal to hurt em.. they follow you around when youre walkin your dog too tryin to start shyt with their wings up. fukk birds
 

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They’re everywhere up here in NH. They literally stop traffic when these motherfukkers and their extended family are on the move crossing streets from one yard to another.

I also had a turkey vulture in my neighborhood a couple of years ago. Was walking up to my front steps on my lunch break not paying attention, when this ugly bytch hopped from our front yard up to the first floor roof. Ran into it a couple of times running in the trails behind my place. Apparently they vomit when they’re getting ready to attack :wtf:
 
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