Aggressive Turkeys cause chaos in Boston Suburb

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i live in boston right now and i see these on the sidewalk every now and then.

but what i see all the time is your set @Canada Goose . the other day i had to stop my car in the middle of the road while your cousins slowly walked across the street :pacspit:
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when i lived in west tulsa one of my neighbors was some crazy ass old white dude who had roosters, geese, turkeys, and pigs running around... he made the news a few times cause the pigs wandered off and were attacking peoples dogs

to this day i hate all of those animals still.. my apt complex has geese that wander around and shyt everywhere and its illegal to hurt em.. they follow you around when youre walkin your dog too tryin to start shyt with their wings up. fukk birds
Fukk you too boogerwolf:gucci:
 

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My homeboy makes plates and sells them.

Makes an amazing jerk turkey wing. Never even heard of no shyt like that before but it's really excellent.

Now I'm wondering what weapon I would use against an aggressive wild turkey.
 

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That reminds me of the south park game from back then
 

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You know this isn't in a Black neighborhood or the south. Somebody grandaddy would gave turkey legs🍗 on the grill the day after the birds showed up.
Idk if there’s a difference between wild turkeys and turkey vultures but I hate both of them. There’s a lot of them around the DMV suburbs like Bowie and shyt just to counter tact your black neighborhood statement lol
 

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when i lived in west tulsa one of my neighbors was some crazy ass old white dude who had roosters, geese, turkeys, and pigs running around... he made the news a few times cause the pigs wandered off and were attacking peoples dogs
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:ohhh: @Obreh Winfrey @Lord Beerus @CouldntBeMeTho Ya'll brehs see this video? Birdgang is doing some type of ritual or something around a freh.
They're doing their damndest to raise that cat from the dead :francis:
 
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