I only fly like 1-2 times annually. and most of those times are for work. but this shyt is for the birds. last few times I have flown, I have drank a shytload of liquor before hitting the TSA just to make the wait bareable.
today, I drank damn near a water bottle full of tequila, and I arrived at like 4:30 for a flight that leaves at 7:50. suprislingly, it only took 30 minutes to get thru the TSA (they have been horrible out here lately) so that was a miracle. that being said, I have been waiting so damn long, I'm getting sober which sucks. I don't wanna have to endure a 4-5 hour flight to the west coast without any liquor in my system
I don't mind flying, but I hate the bullshyt that comes along with it. I'm talking checking bags, TSA, security and all the fukking waiting.
BTW,

chicago airports for not having free wifi. only reason my macbook pro works is cuz my work phone has free hotspot that I can take advantage of.
btw, should I be worried about a family of arabs sitting next to me......? they smell good tho
