Airport Blunder

[Mike Nasty]

 

[Blown Moon]

Why do people feel the need to take you to hell with them?

 

[weather so breezy]

 

[Motife43]

dude pushing the wheelchair aint even realize buddy was gone

 

[Onigumo]

 

[OneManGang]

Some Looney Tunes shyt

 

[MajesticLion]

Ouch

 

[CopiousX]

I bet you the Airport lawyers came into work the next day like

 

[GoFlipAPack]

nikka

 

[old pig]

oh shyt.

 

[42 Monks]

surely someone will stop that wheelchair

 

[Miggs]

Nice of one of the airline staff to point out to the gentleman hes about to get launched into a concrete wall lol...

After they watch him hit the wall and go down they still dont move lol.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

For a split second lil man believed he could fly

 

[General Mills]

And no lie. My girl has a weird phobia of escalators. If we are in a mall or something we always have to take the elevator. shyt is mad annoying. Each time I try and find out the probably hilarious story behind her fears she clams up and says nothing.


Well.. I can now surmise that it’s because my girl is fukking uncoordinated and she must have busted her ass comically on an escalator as a kid because we were at the airport in October. We were running a little late so I dropped her off and told her to hustle through tsa and get to the gate and not wait on me.

I dropped the whip off in short term parking, copped a shuttle back to the airport and speed walked to the tsa and was heading to my gate when I saw my girl surrounded by medical airport people and getting on a cart.

I’m like wtf happened? Apparently my girl was headed to the moving sidewalk ( had no idea they are called travelators).

She stepped on the travelator that was going in the WRONG direction and promptly busted her fukking ass I was fukking incredulous. I was trying not to be that dude but I said how the fukk did you not see people coming TOWARDS you??


She predictably became irate and snapped and said she thought it was a two way. I then could not help but laugh and said why would it be a two way when there is another travelator right next to this one obviously going in the correct direction?


That’s when she lost it. She damn near achieved Super Saiyan 3 on the cart that was taking her to our gate cause she slightly sprained her ankle. The stream of cussing she spewed was pretty creative. I was just walking beside the cart cause I didn’t give a fukk. She was not seriously hurt and it was funny. Just when she was calming down me and the cart driver happened to look at each other and he was a breh. He was trying his hardest to hold in his laughter but when we looked at each other we both busted out


My girl was mad throughout the flight. By the time we got our connecting flight the heat dissipated

 

[The Realist Perspective]

Good grief. That’s why I stay in the gym. How can you be so unathletic and useless? How can you screw up so bigly at such an easy task of stepping over? That and not being able to get up again?