Naw stay yo bytch azz at home. Drunk azz gon get put to sleep by a gay flight attendant and arrested once you hit gate 9 at Miami International Airport.
Airports are the worst
- Thread starter Bubba T
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Naw stay yo bytch azz at home. Drunk azz gon get put to sleep by a gay flight attendant and arrested once you hit gate 9 at Miami International Airport.
Airport was especially awful today. There must of been at least 200 people waiting to check their bag. There was a line for the line.
Check in kiosk was giving me issues so the attendant told me to go to the international baggage claim line…which had like 4 people
Bet. Get my baggage checked and get to security check in. I’m already armed with CLEAR and pre check so I skip another 60 or so people and get through with minimal hassle
Check in kiosk was giving me issues so the attendant told me to go to the international baggage claim line…which had like 4 people
Bet. Get my baggage checked and get to security check in. I’m already armed with CLEAR and pre check so I skip another 60 or so people and get through with minimal hassle
Thank god i dont work for tsa anymore these people that cant follow simple instructions i be like...how you have shyt in your pockets when they told you specifically to take EVERYTHING out of your pockets.
they just be doing dumb shyt...
That was definitely me last month.
Oh yall meant everything everything
nikka you must be a rookie, you can always gate check your bagAirport was especially awful today. There must of been at least 200 people waiting to check their bag. There was a line for the line.
Check in kiosk was giving me issues so the attendant told me to go to the international baggage claim line…which had like 4 people
Bet. Get my baggage checked and get to security check in. I’m already armed with CLEAR and pre check so I skip another 60 or so people and get through with minimal hassle
nikka you must be a rookie, you can always gate check your bag
Gate check big ass luggage? Whatchu mean?
as a former officer, this is it right here. People be dumb. Kids hold up the, the elderly and disabled hold up the line. If you know you got a pacemaker in, why are you still trying to walk thru the metal detector?
You know you heard me say “Remove out ALL electronics larger than a CELLPHONE from your carry on luggage” Motherfukkers will still get to me and ask if a Nintendo Switch counts
Bag go thru the X Ray and there’s still something in it. So now they gotta stop the belt, pull the bag, and dig thru all their shyt to find the Bluetooth speaker they forgot they had packed
Now the line is long, everybody held up, my coworkers mad at me even though I told these fools what to do multiple times.
I only lasted 9 months, I couldn’t take it. The general population is embarrassing.
On my last flight from Cleveland Hopkins to Jackson Hartfield, I was allowed to keep my Switch in my carry-on, but on my way back I got my bag searched because I left it in
Honestly, pack smart - wear a Nike track suit and wear good socks, snd it should all go quickly 
Tsa, cbp etc all the agencies working at the airport are super incompetent
You damn extrovert
My mom, sister & nephew flew to DC this morning. He goin to Howard
I never got the chance to eat at an airport, but when I was in Atlanta at the airport, that popeyes was smellin too good
Born2BKing
Veteran
Dude this shyt just happened to me. I had a swiss army knife on my keychain. I legit thought I was about to get arrested. TSA was was pissed off as a mafukka.Reminds me of the time I accidentally had my blade packed in my laptop bag
The TSA agent walked over to me like
"is there something you wanna tell me?"
Me: "nah"
TSA: "
Me: "just my laptop"
TSA: "
Me: ""
If there aren’t sky caps at the entrance, and you’re unable to do a bag drop because of problems at the terminal, you can gate check your check on luggage before entering the plane. If you’ve already paid for luggage they won’t give you any problems. I’ve done this several times especially at international hubs like CDGGate check big ass luggage? Whatchu mean?
TSA precheck and then priority pass to get in the lounges
you brehs gotta take advantage of the perks AMEX giving out.
you brehs gotta take advantage of the perks AMEX giving out.
The long ass lines, the bullshyt TSA check ins, the 20% food and beverage up charge, and worst of all, all the WAITING.
If they weren’t a necessity to travel quickly I would avoid this hellhole at all costs.
had an hour delay yesterday after boarding the plane for Vegas. shyt fukked up my schedule smh