Al Bundy is too raw for 21st century tv

[R.O. Double]

Al Bundy gave the greatest advice about women that I've ever heard.

"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."

 

[patscorpio]

the episode where no ma'am tries to pick a new official beer =

 

[b. woods]

Al Bundy gave the greatest advice about women that I've ever heard.

"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."

When he said this statement to Bud when he turned 18 - "A man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife."

 

[FaTaL]

no way this gets green lit on tv today

 

[Danie84]

Quotable's for fukking days

That "with every bullet" line's so vulgar

...remembers, all those Cows he used to ETHER at his shoe store

That's my childhood

 

[Monoblock]

shyt had me rollin when Jefferson had his yes ma'am shirt on deck for when Marcy would Come around

That nikka Jefferson was an old flip flop ass nikka playing both sides of the fence. Marcy rolled up and he had that Yes Ma'am shirt locked and loaded underneath.

 

[DaylitoJames]

That nikka Jefferson was an old flip flop ass nikka playing both sides of the fence. Marcy rolled up and he had that Yes Ma'am shirt locked and loaded underneath.

Jefferson knew Marcy was his bread and butter and wasn't gonna fukk with that. As grimey as Jefferson was at the end of the day he had Marcy sprung off his dikk where she waould put up with his laziness and milked her for all her worth.... a true gold digger.

 

[DaylitoJames]

I see what you did there

Remember when they were going to the strip club and the wives wanted to know what's up. They took the wives on the only day that they don't go. Itty Bitty Titty Night

I would have been to Itty Bitty Titty Night every week, if college has taught me anything is that the itty bitty broads may have small boobs but that kitty fat though

 

[b. woods]

That "with every bullet" line's so vulgar

...remembers, all those Cows he used to ETHER at his shoe store

That's my childhood

Fat woman: I WANT MY MONEY BACK! These shoes fell apart after one day AND I WANNA KNOW WHY?

Griff: (holds up shoe) Well you see, ma'am, this is a pliant heel with a cork filling.

Al: Where as, you are a giant seal with a pork filling.

:deadbreh:

 

[Monoblock]

Jefferson knew Marcy was his bread and butter and wasn't gonna fukk with that. As grimey as Jefferson was at the end of the day he had Marcy sprung off his dikk where she waould put up with his laziness and milked her for all her worth.... a true gold digger.

You right. He was the first great American male gigalo on TV. That nikka wouldn't get a job for shyt. He was basically Peg but he dikked Marcy down and got anything he wanted.

 

[DaylitoJames]

You right. He was the first great American male gigalo on TV. That nikka wouldn't get a job for shyt. He was basically Peg but he dikked Marcy down and got anything he wanted.

I was explaining to someone weeks ago that back in the day lazy ass nikkas would always have a woman due to the simple fact that: they would spend at least 30 minutes of the day while their woman was gone to actually clean up the house and do the dishes then at nights would fukk the shyt outta of their women. Would spend all day sleeping and playing video games but as long as their house was clean and sex was proper lazy men could live a good life.

 

[Dillah810]

(Al clowns Marcy)

Jefferson:

Marcy:

Jefferson: You better watch it, Al!

Marcy: (turns her back to Jefferson)

Jefferson: ( at Marcy behind her back)

Perfect smiley breakdown of Jefferson

 

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5 Star Thread

 

[Ashtrey]

GOAT show but there are 2 things I hated bout this show

1. Seven the ugly cac kid.
2. The spin off episodes with corny ass Joey from Friends and the wack Al Bundy clone of a dad.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I see what you did there

Remember when they were going to the strip club and the wives wanted to know what's up. They took the wives on the only day that they don't go. Itty Bitty Titty Night

Ayo.. I actually remember this 1.

What about when Al was in Bed with Marcy to replace Jefferson (I forget why) and Marcy's Neice came in complaining about Cramps and Swollen Tiddays and Al was under the covers like then Dude was Whimpering when Marcy was tryna get that D.