Alex Rodriguez new Mr. 3000!!

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

2nd best to ever do it, only behind barry bonds

Came in here to pay homage to the rod

You're putting them over Aaron and Ruth? Man they'd get my votes for Cooperstown but the top two players ever I think is a reach. Much respect though. Doing this at 39? I wish I learned to appreciate his greatness sooner.

 

[Quarterback]

Ruth was a piece of shyt. How many homers would he have had if he faced black pitchers, hmm

 

[Carlos Huerta]

Here's the thing...

The people who talk shyt about players who used PEDs have hated those players from the beginning ANYWAY.

Nobody who liked A-Rod or Barry Bonds or Roger Clemens suddenly stopped liking them because they found out they used PEDs. They've always hated those guys. And then they use the PEDs thing as an excuse to demonize them even more.

That's why nobody hates Andy Pettitte or Fernando Vina or Matt Williams or Chuck Knoblauch or Troy Glaus. When have you EVER heard anyone talk shyt about those guys? Never. Yes, part of it is probably because they're white. The other part is because they're probably relatively likable.

If it ever comes out that Derek Jeter fukkin used PEDs they'd not only still elect him to the HOF, they'd probably make that shyt legal.

None of those guys are in the running for the HOF. That's the difference.

 

[Carlos Huerta]

Andy Pettitte took HGH, not anabolic steroids. That shyt doesn't enhance your performance, it's just use to speed up your recovery when you're injured

fukk outta here. He was on the same regimen as Clemens.

 

[Remote]

None of those guys are in the running for the HOF. That's the difference.

So PEDs only matter if you're good then.

 

[Carlos Huerta]

So PEDs only matter if you're good then.

yes

 

[King P]

You're putting them over Aaron and Ruth? Man they'd get my votes for Cooperstown but the top two players ever I think is a reach. Much respect though. Doing this at 39? I wish I learned to appreciate his greatness sooner.

Ruth injected sheep's testicles which was basically an OG steroid, and Aaron (as well as Mays , Mantle, and Schmidt) took amphetamines

Funny how nobody gets on them for "tarnishing" the great game of baseball