All the trash direct to DVD movies Nicholas Cage has released

[HollywoodP]

Gone in 60 Seconds and The Rock are both classics

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Tokarev is the worst movie.

I can't even remember where I was stuck that I had to watch that thing, in an airplane or a waiting room or some shyt. Cage is horribly miscast and you watch the whole movie trying to figure out what would even justify it being made then it ends with a ridiculous twist that basically renders the entire thing pointless.


Primal and Jiu Jitsu look even worse tho

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Tokarev is the worst movie.

I can't even remember where I was stuck that I had to watch that thing, in an airplane or a waiting room or some shyt. Cage is horribly miscast and you watch the whole movie trying to figure out what would even justify it being made then it ends with a ridiculous twist that basically renders the entire thing pointless.


Primal and Jiu Jitsu look even worse tho

Never heard of that one but

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

 

[Allah]

White people's Samuel L Jackson will never match da gawd

 

[MartyMcFly]

Other thing about acting, there ain't no pensions lol. That guild money ain't enough to live off of. a lot of these people gotta make all the money they can while they can. I ain't mad at Nic or Sam for that matter, for doing everything they can to make sure they don't go broke.

 

[EBK String]

Other thing about acting, there ain't no pensions lol. That guild money ain't enough to live off of. a lot of these people gotta make all the money they can while they can. I ain't mad at Nic or Sam for that matter, for doing everything they can to make sure they don't go broke.

Nic Cage had hundreds if millions that he ran through buying dumb shyt.

 

[MartyMcFly]

Nic Cage had hundreds if millions that he ran through buying dumb shyt.

Gotta repay them debts

 

[Big Dick]

At least Nicolas Cage looks like he enjoys acting. Bruce Willis looks miserable in every movie he’s done for the last five years and I know for sure he don’t need the money.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

At least Nicolas Cage looks like he enjoys acting. Bruce Willis looks miserable in every movie he’s done for the last five years and I know for sure he don’t need the money.

Agreed..... Nic be having fun with this shyt.... Bruce be looking like someone hold a gun to him

 

[Won Won]

At least Nicolas Cage looks like he enjoys acting. Bruce Willis looks miserable in every movie he’s done for the last five years and I know for sure he don’t need the money.

Was just about to post the exact same thing

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Other thing about acting, there ain't no pensions lol. That guild money ain't enough to live off of. a lot of these people gotta make all the money they can while they can. I ain't mad at Nic or Sam for that matter, for doing everything they can to make sure they don't go broke.

How much do they make on these direct to DVD shyts tho?

 

[invincible1914]

Y’all ain’t lying about Nic Cage enjoying himself in these crappy movies. He has some scenes where you can’t tell me that he didn’t just do a line of coke right before the scene.

 

[MartyMcFly]

How much do they make on these direct to DVD shyts tho?

shyt I have no clue. im sure their agents get them good deals on the strength of name recognition

 

[the cool]

Family Man is a fukking classic

 

[abominable1]

OMFG

Lets start the New Years off with even more Cage Fukkery



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