Almost breaking your hand in a Handshake Unappreciation thread

[sicksoulja]

Before you think I am a p*ssy moms always taught me when you shake hands make sure it's a firm handshake so I usually do that. This morning tho it's early is shyt and I am work and still not all the way up yet just kinda dragging around, I go to shake this old man hand and he almost broke every damn bone in my hand.

shyt reminded me of Otis and I'm the swole dude

Where do these old ass men get these super hand powers from I mean damn. When I see him again I'm going to be ready for him. I have wide hands so I usually have the leverage but I can't fade these old dudes they get me everytime.

 

[Champagne Kudo]

Weak ass nikka

 

[wickedsm]

Sleep on these old cats if ya want to

 

[Broad Street Bully]

Sleep on these old cats if ya want to

They'll knock that ass out with the swiftness

 

[neph27]

Before you think I am a p*ssy

too late my G

you snitched on yourself

 

[RoGethoes]

I know a firm handshake shows confidence but when a dude shakes my hand extremely hard it tell me he's one of those overconfident try hard beta males.

 

[Groanman]

When my son was younger, I always told him to look everyone in the eyes when speaking with them.
I also told him to give ngas firm handshakes. None of that weak dead fish shyt.\


That lil nga be trying to see if he can fold my damn hand in half now.

I can't say shyt to him now. Nga'll think his pops is weak.

 

[DrX]

ive been told i have a strong hand shake....I hate weak shakes tho, it make me feel like the other dude is a bytch and that I can conquer him...

 

[neph27]

I know a firm handshake shows confidence but when a dude shakes my hand extremely hard it tell me he's one of those overconfident try hard beta males.

even then you can sense the aura of a real one

 

[sicksoulja]

Weak ass nikka

Unless your one of them OGs that I was talking about then wait until one of those tales from the crip all ass dudes get a hold of your hand it's a wrap .

There's worse weaker than a soft ass hand dude that gives u a handshake shyt feels gay af, that ain't me tho fam.

 

[Champagne Kudo]

Unless your one of them OGs that I was talking about then wait until one of those tales from the crip all ass dudes get a hold of your hand it's a wrap .

There's worse weaker than a soft ass hand dude that gives u a handshake shyt feels gay af, that ain't me tho fam.

It has happened before

But I took it like a man and held back them tears plehboi

 

[TheIsleofMan]

I just hate dudes who grip too early. Like, the inside of our hands are supposed to lock. I mean, I know I don't have huge hands, they may be wide but locking too early is the worst. I think this has been my most suspect post

 

[TheNig]

Old man strength

 

[ScoopNScore]

Gotta get your handshake game up like this

I had an intern at my job I used to feel sorry for when I shook his hand, you could feel the bones folding on themselves and clicking together

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

Lol.