CoochieMane
#Wholesomegang
It's always some small, overcompensateing nikkas that try to squeeze my hand, you can squeeze as hard as you want you still have to look up to me to speak, you might as well call me daddy 
Almost breaking your hand in a Handshake Unappreciation thread
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Better then shaking a limp fukken hand. 
feelosofer
#ninergang
Just being in business for a very long time, I have shaked maybe 1000 hands at least, some guys have naturally strong grips and just shake really hard, and some guys use it as a way to assert dominance or power. You probably had the former, that old man strength is real breh.
Mountain
All Star
Better then shaking a limp fukken hand.
I hate that sht.
Some arabic cat shook my hand recently and it felt like i was holding a wet paper bag.
Back of my mind i was like "is this dude a fakkit or somthin?
".
I give daps.. Fukk I look like shaking ya hand, fingers all intertwined and shyt
My friends dad got a handshake like that. Everytime I see him, the first thing he does is stick out that hand. I just try to keep my hand as tense as possible and brace myself for that little twinge of pain.
You are now his bytch. Congrats
WaveCapsByOscorp™
2021 Grammy Award Winner
some dudes overcompensate like a mug. like they be looking at you right before they shake and be like "i'm gonna crush this guy's hands" 
Judgement!
Banned
Trying to impress other mens with your firm handshake 