Almost Died Today Brehs, I'm Magnum T.A Status Now

[Broad Street Bully]

Glad you're safe, breh.

Be grateful they didn't try to finish off the job when medical professionals were on the scene

Really attempted murder on live television doe :drakelaff:

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

It's sorta funny though, any of us could be killed and no other posters would know

THAT'S WHY YOU NEED THE NASA IMPLANT THAT WILL AUTOMATICALLY MAKE A GOODBYE POST ON THE COLI IF YOUR HEART STOPS, BROTHER!

 

[Momentum]

First off don't insult my shytty car, I was almost killed

Some guy in a massive gas guzzling tank like jeep thing ran a stop sign and rammed my car into oncoming traffic Except there was no oncoming traffic at the time My neck I was just getting that main event push now my career will be Magnum status. Will I ever post again at the same level again

Seriously though, it was a weird as fukk experience. Like I didn't even hear shyt apart from glass breaking, just silence. Then I was amped as fukk for two hours, now I'm feeling the effects. Come comfort me TSC. Anyone have similar near calls? I mentioned Magnum T.A. this is on topic.

Sat up on that fukkboi driver like:

 

[jackswstd]

Let me help you with that wheelchair breh

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

Get well soon breh

 

[Honga Ciganesta]

I think I'll make it brehs. New wheelchair

Spoiler

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

U Hayabusa Status

but with God and your TSC brehs behind you, you will
Rebuild
Reclaim
Recapture

 

[Golayitdown]

It happened to me two years ago. Coming back from a graduation party at like 2 am and a drunk lady came over on me from the opposite side of the road. It's crazy cause she was reclined all the way back in the back seaf when the paramedics got to her.

It was scary as fukk cause everything went gray and dusty immediately. My wife was sleep in the passenger seat and I thought she was gone for a second.

We walked away thankfully but my ankle was messed up and my back was all out of order. I'm fully recovered but my ankle sounds like somebody's cracking their nuckled hard when I rotate it.

Everything happens for a reason though. I wasnt really feeling the party thing that night and told myself that I wasn't going to drink. Everybody was doing shots and stuff and I was just chilling. Didn't drink anything and was wide awake right before the accident.

 

[TheAlbionist]

That energy rush after a car crash is real as fukk. I got sent home from work because I'd been involved in a 5 car accident on the way in a few years ago... came out unscratched (car was a bit fukked, but not as bad as the others), but everyone in the office said I was acting like I'd just railed an 8-ball to myself.

 

[Golayitdown]

That energy rush after a car crash is real as fukk. I got sent home from work because I'd been involved in a 5 car accident on the way in a few years ago... came out unscratched (car was a bit fukked, but not as bad as the others), but everyone in the office said I was acting like I'd just railed an 8-ball to myself.

I got out if the car in the middle of the road and just started screaming like We were near some houses and people came outside like it was a murder. I was in heavy shock.

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

damn i bet you wish that Mick Foley theme came on right after



nah but for real glad you are alright. Rebuild Reclaim whatever other R word Rollins uses, its your year

 

[2CT]

breh you good? @Honga Ciganesta been ghost for a lil bit

 

[September]

breh you good? @Honga Ciganesta been ghost for a lil bit

 

[Sypress]

 

[Lord Scion]

I'm still trying to figure out where @I-Hate-You is, after Hogan got exposed he left us like our name was Ash Irvine or something.