Almost got caught jacking off at work.

[Boogie]

I clicked on that Diamond Jackson thread

dikk got harder than a motherfukker...went into this side room and tried to go to work. Next thing you know I hear somebody coming

I'm lucky because all the doors that lead to employee areas have lock codes so you got a while before that person can actually enter

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

oh...you one of "them".

within a year you will get bold enough to masturbate at your desk because you think you are slick enough and you won't be able to resist the high of getting off in public.
you gonna lose your job, get charges pressed and live the rest of your life as a sex offender for public exposure.

masturbate at work brehs.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

Your work space gonna smell like oxytocin serotonin and phenylethylamine

 

[PullOutGawd]

where they do that at

 

[Boogie]

oh...you one of "them".

within a year you will get bold enough to masturbate at your desk because you think you are slick enough and you won't be able to resist the high of getting off in public.
you gonna lose your job, get charges pressed and live the rest of your life as a sex offender for public exposure.

masturbate at work brehs.

Sounds personal

 

[Pdiddy]

 

[roxxthe96er]

oh...you one of "them".

within a year you will get bold enough to masturbate at your desk because you think you are slick enough and you won't be able to resist the high of getting off in public.
you gonna lose your job, get charges pressed and live the rest of your life as a sex offender for public exposure.

masturbate at work brehs.

This guy means "one of 'us'" ahaha

 

[Orange cream shake]

I hope u dont work in fastfood
did u wash ur hands?

 

[Boogie]

I hope u dont work in fastfood
did u wash ur hands?

Flipping burgers?

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

you need to reevaluate your life breh

 

[Boogie]

you need to reevaluate your life breh

Never happened before, idk something about that bytch

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

This guy means "one of 'us'" ahaha

 

[Arris]

just imagining that scenario

 

[The Realist Perspective]

I beat my shyt at work...but in the fukking bathroom. Damn...

 

[NobodyReally]

oh...you one of "them".

within a year you will get bold enough to masturbate at your desk because you think you are slick enough and you won't be able to resist the high of getting off in public.
you gonna lose your job, get charges pressed and live the rest of your life as a sex offender for public exposure.

masturbate at work brehs.

This actually happened to someone at my last job. Ain't no porn star fantasy worth losing your job for.