he probably beats off to the memory of getting caught beating off...like, he be bustin a nut thinking "annnnnnnnd then they caught me.....
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Almost got caught jacking off at work.
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he probably beats off to the memory of getting caught beating off...like, he be bustin a nut thinking "annnnnnnnd then they caught me.....
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roxxthe96er
Emcee
A kid was rubbin one out under the lunch table with people roun 'em an everything at a school around here 
Like you gotta respect his ambition at least
UNDER THE LUNCH TABLE?
shyt he probably took that suspension like a champ
Like you gotta respect his ambition at least
UNDER THE LUNCH TABLE?
shyt he probably took that suspension like a champ
NobodyReally
Superstar
he probably beats off to the memory of getting caught beating off...like, he be bustin a nut thinking "annnnnnnnd then they caught me.....
My US history professor told us we had to sit in the front row to use laptops because there was a kid sitting in the back lookin' at porn one semester.
He didn't believe the student who reported it because he didn't think anyone was that stupid.
The next lecture he decided to walk in the back during lecture casually and he saw the kid was looking at porn, blown up and had his pants unzipped about to get his beat on. The professor flunked that nikka and threw his ass out of class on some
tip.
That shyt wasn't even the worst I knew about. A weird ass quiet white girl in my HS would masturbate in class and sniff her fingers.
He didn't believe the student who reported it because he didn't think anyone was that stupid.
The next lecture he decided to walk in the back during lecture casually and he saw the kid was looking at porn, blown up and had his pants unzipped about to get his beat on. The professor flunked that nikka and threw his ass out of class on some
tip.That shyt wasn't even the worst I knew about. A weird ass quiet white girl in my HS would masturbate in class and sniff her fingers.
Boogie
Been a joint call me Mr. Backwood
@GreenGhxst how you even find this thread to dap me
Actually6Foot3
Veteran
Found a study that says 39% of people masturbate at work.
It's more common than you think
It's more common than you think
Yall need jesus.
606onit
Superstar
getting paid to Jay-Off 
Ol’Otis
The Picasso of the Ghetto
he probably beats off to the memory of getting caught beating off...like, he be bustin a nut thinking "annnnnnnnd then they caught me.....
I knew my old boss I had three years ago did this shyt. Dude would be in the bathroom nearly every day for 40 minutes.
Found out he had a warrant for his arrest in a county 90 miles away where he grew up for statutory rape . He got away with a lot with the company because our corporate offices and executives were based over two hours away . So he had a false narrative of how well things were going. Plus a lot of people liked him (had that "big guy") complex because he played football in high school (looked like a
Aaron Hernandez) . However , not everyone liked him and tried to get him on shyt but he was too Buddy buddy with the company owners .
He was trying to get his real estate license which caught him up because they actually ran a background when he applied for a Real Estate Company
They tried to keep his arrest on the hush for the sake of the company because it was an embarrassing look but I learned all of this when a co worker saw his mugshot at another store. She called me like I knew what happened but it was all news to me
I could write a book on all the fukkery that went down there in the year and a half I was there
Found out he had a warrant for his arrest in a county 90 miles away where he grew up for statutory rape . He got away with a lot with the company because our corporate offices and executives were based over two hours away . So he had a false narrative of how well things were going. Plus a lot of people liked him (had that "big guy") complex because he played football in high school (looked like a
Aaron Hernandez) . However , not everyone liked him and tried to get him on shyt but he was too Buddy buddy with the company owners .He was trying to get his real estate license which caught him up because they actually ran a background when he applied for a Real Estate Company
They tried to keep his arrest on the hush for the sake of the company because it was an embarrassing look but I learned all of this when a co worker saw his mugshot at another store. She called me like I knew what happened but it was all news to me
I could write a book on all the fukkery that went down there in the year and a half I was there
MischievousMonkey
Gor bu dëgër
That excited for Diamond Jackson breh? 
HUSSLA'S P.
All Star
I jerked off in a port-a-John before while at work on a construction site. I had baby on video chat, and bluetooth LG's in. I skeeted all on the front of the phone camera, her face etc...
Used hand sanitizer to clean that jawn off.
Went back to work.
Used hand sanitizer to clean that jawn off.
Went back to work.
How much of a nasty motherfukker do you need to be to actually whip your dikk out and jerk off in a port-a-John? Those mfs usually smell like shyt and piss everywhere
Is this the underside of your desk?
Lmaooo where’d you find this