Almost got caught jacking off at work.

[ThrobbingHood]

You sick freaks really can't wait until you get home?

 

[ThaRealness]

I definitely masturbated on the highway today. Didnt have shyt to do, plus I knew I was bout to get laid tonight

 

[peppe]

A coworker got caught jacking of during lunch break.

We had our break room and inside we had 2 toilets, unisex. You could see if the toilet was occupied or not from the break room.

Imagine someone opening the door and seeing someone jacking off all because he forgot the lock the door

That's the first story they told me when I started working there.

coworker: You see that guy that's a nasty mfcker, got caught jacking off at work.

me: you serious
coworker: yeah, that's why we call him jack off boy
me

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

I see why they call u skeetsexternal

 

[Rozay Oro]

I could write a book on all the fukkery that went down there in the year and a half I was there

Start a thread

 

[Genos]

How much of a nasty motherfukker do you need to be to actually whip your dikk out and jerk off in a port-a-John? Those mfs usually smell like shyt and piss everywhere




Lmaooo where’d you find this

https://reddit.app.link/nkc6HeXZO1

 

[Virtuous_Brotha]

If you really can't wait you should only be doing a hands free ejaculation , find a discreet room and using your own data. You gon be walking around with damp draws though