ALMOST got into trouble after my NO NIKKAS sense failed

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Well, the title makes no sense, but it'll make (I guess).




Last night I was in this high-class-wanna-be club in town, and just looking in the vibe of them girls over there, I could see that it was full of :mjpls: type of girls.

It may sound bizarre but I got a very accurate :mjpls: sense, wich means that I can see by THE TYPE of the girl, if she's :mjpls: or not.



Ok, since I don't give a damn, I was trying to holla at all of them. It was mainly rocking brazilian music ideal for dancing, so I was trying my dance game.

I saw this light skin girl who was:whoo: but she got that:mjpls:.
Didn't gave a damn and tried to holla at her. She didn't know how to dance, I tried anyways, I said some improvised aprouch line, and somehow was able to pull her number.

Got pumped and went to the dance floor, pulled a thick chick to dance and it went well and all. Ruling the dance floor and shyt.

After this, I saw a mixed girl, kinda indian look through, I don't know, but got a total :mjpls:. Since I was pumped, tried to holla at her, we danced a litlle, but she was reluctant. Suddenly she said "do you see that tall nikka over there? He is my man and he's looking here with a mad face".

I got a :childplease: face and thought with myself "man thats some bs, this girl got a straight :mjpls: face, and she's saying this cause somehow she thinks that the dude is intimidating, and probably don't even know the dude. I ain't scared of no tall nicca" (dude was like 6'4", I'm 6'0").

So I keep dancing, suddenly the nicca PUSHED ME AWAY, madly as hell. And kissed the girl.

Instead of getting mad, I got :dwillhuh:, and went :whoa::whoa::whoa: and even said to the dude "SORRY BRO".


:to: my :mjpls: sense failed, brehs.


:salute: for this nicca through.




Wtf this text went long as hell.
 

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You're brazilian too, right? :russ:

I guess some of the middle-class clubs are full of that :mjpls: But anyway, from what you said it seems like the girls were pretty into you, so if you couldn't pull that one it was only 'cause she had a man :yeshrug:
 

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You don't have a :mjpls: Sense But a low self esteem. Sort yourself out.

Dude this is like a spider sense type of thing, used to work every time.


A bro send me this picture of this ramdom girl: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?...789667.-2207520000.1392491960.&type=3&theater

just by the picture I could see the :mjpls: thing going on.

Of course I was right:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/602679_454060084660540_857550306_n.jpg


It even work in digital material doe.
 

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:russ: :russ: :russ:

You're brazilian, right?

I guess some of the middle-class clubs are full of that :mjpls: But anyway, from what you said it seems like the girls were pretty into you, so if you couldn't pull that one it was only 'cause she had a man :yeshrug:


Yes I'm brazilian. And yeah, tons of middle-to-upper clubs here are :mjpls:. But overrall the vibe in there was kinda bizarre.

I didn't said on the first post, but lot of girls that I tried to pull to dance rejected me. Of course I get rejected in dance invite tons of times, but this time it was above the average. It was like they went on this shyt just to increase their ego, they wasn't even wanting to dance.

I danced with some, but ended only with phone-closes:yeshrug:
 

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do you even go to night clubs there in england?

:what:

no we never heard of a nightclub :troll:

are you a moron or what? the clubbing culture over here is massive. think like 100x of what it is in america and brazil.
 

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Yes I'm brazilian. And yeah, tons of middle-to-upper clubs here are :mjpls:. But overrall the vibe in there was kinda bizarre.

I didn't said on the first post, but lot of girls that I tried to pull to dance rejected me. Of course I get rejected in dance invite tons of times, but this time it was above the average. It was like they went on this shyt just to increase their ego, they wasn't even wanting to dance.

I danced with some, but ended only with phone-closes:yeshrug:

Try going there and looking for some eye contact or some kind of interest from a chick before approaching next time. If you play the game randomly like that you get random results. I know what you mean though, sometimes that :mjpls: thing is just seeping out these chicks pores.
 
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