ALMOST got into trouble after my NO NIKKAS sense failed

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Idk about about anyone else... but I don't let not no nikka push, strong arm, or run up on me like that lol.. fukk a sorry, he stepped too you like an angry little bytch and should have gotten knocked out for putting his hands on you....................................................................................or at least shoved back damn breh :mjpls:
 

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Idk about about anyone else... but I don't let not no nikka push, strong arm, or run up on me like that lol.. fukk a sorry, he stepped too you like an angry little bytch and should have gotten knocked out for putting his hands on you....................................................................................or at least shoved back damn breh :mjpls:

well it was a weak push actually. And as I said, I was trying to holla at his girl. I would have done the same.

I don't know breh. Probably if I was mad drunk I would have started a fight, and the security dudes would come over, and I would try to beat them too, and would end up being throw from the place Jazz from Fresh Prince style :russ:


But I was sober :yeshrug:
 

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Well, the title makes no sense, but it'll make (I guess).




Last night I was in this high-class-wanna-be club in town, and just looking in the vibe of them girls over there, I could see that it was full of :mjpls: type of girls.

It may sound bizarre but I got a very accurate :mjpls: sense, wich means that I can see by THE TYPE of the girl, if she's :mjpls: or not.



Ok, since I don't give a damn, I was trying to holla at all of them. It was mainly rocking brazilian music ideal for dancing, so I was trying my dance game.

I saw this light skin girl who was:whoo: but she got that:mjpls:.
Didn't gave a damn and tried to holla at her. She didn't know how to dance, I tried anyways, I said some improvised aprouch line, and somehow was able to pull her number.

Got pumped and went to the dance floor, pulled a thick chick to dance and it went well and all. Ruling the dance floor and shyt.

After this, I saw a mixed girl, kinda indian look through, I don't know, but got a total :mjpls:. Since I was pumped, tried to holla at her, we danced a litlle, but she was reluctant. Suddenly she said "do you see that tall nikka over there? He is my man and he's looking here with a mad face".

I got a :childplease: face and thought with myself "man thats some bs, this girl got a straight :mjpls: face, and she's saying this cause somehow she thinks that the dude is intimidating, and probably don't even know the dude. I ain't scared of no tall nicca" (dude was like 6'4", I'm 6'0").

So I keep dancing, suddenly the nicca PUSHED ME AWAY, madly as hell. And kissed the girl.

Instead of getting mad, I got :dwillhuh:, and went :whoa::whoa::whoa: and even said to the dude "SORRY BRO".


:to: my :mjpls: sense failed, brehs.


:salute: for this nicca through.




Wtf this text went long as hell.

An intriguing tale. I wouldn't even take the boyfriend's aggression as a L either. Ultimately you win too. So :salute: to that nikka and :salute: to you. You gone eat when he's done but, make no mistake, you will eat. I know it's hard at times to perservere through the bullshyt but days are coming. They're almost here. :to:

@honestly?
 
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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
yes. i aint no bytch like you. i dont know what you yanks do when someone pushes you but over here we fight.


@4fossa is from Brazil, and swinging on random dudes in Brazil is a good way to catch a full clip or machete to the neck :whoa:


They bout that murder game down there, fukk a fair one or throwing hands.
 

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@4fossa is from Brazil, and swinging on random dudes in Brazil is a good way to catch a full clip or machete to the neck :whoa:


They bout that murder game down there, fukk a fair one or throwing hands.



EXACTLY.

I got the :rudy: face reading @yo moms and all those tough guys here saying that I was supposed to fight the guy.


I go out every weekend hollering at every girl like a crazy mofukka.

If I tried to play the tough guy with no reason, I would be dead a LONG time ago.

Down here n1ggas pop each other for less than 5 dollars. For real, it hapened in my neighborhood more than 1 time.



And those first world n1ccas trying to look tough here on the coli :mjlol:
 

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EXACTLY.

I got the :rudy: face reading @yo moms and all those tough guys here saying that I was supposed to fight the guy.


I go out every weekend hollering at every girl like a crazy mofukka.

If I tried to play the tough guy with no reason, I would be dead a LONG time ago.

Down here n1ggas pop each other for less than 5 dollars. For real, it hapened in my neighborhood more than 1 time.



And those first world n1ccas trying to look tough here on the coli :mjlol:

:childplease:

you aint in the favelas :childplease:

you in the middle class fukking clubs :snoop:

Dude this is like a spider sense type of thing, used to work every time.


A bro send me this picture of this ramdom girl: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?...789667.-2207520000.1392491960.&type=3&theater

just by the picture I could see the :mjpls: thing going on.

Of course I was right:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/602679_454060084660540_857550306_n.jpg


It even work in digital material doe.

look at those rich bytches. aint nobody popping shyt off in those clubs you go to :snoop:

Yes I'm brazilian. And yeah, tons of middle-to-upper clubs here are :mjpls:. But overrall the vibe in there was kinda bizarre.

I didn't said on the first post, but lot of girls that I tried to pull to dance rejected me. Of course I get rejected in dance invite tons of times, but this time it was above the average. It was like they went on this shyt just to increase their ego, they wasn't even wanting to dance.

I danced with some, but ended only with phone-closes:yeshrug:

:mjlol:
 

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An intriguing tale. I wouldn't even take the boyfriend's aggression as a L either. Ultimately you win too. So :salute: to that nikka and :salute: to you. You gone eat when he's done but, make no mistake, you will eat. I know it's hard at times to perservere through the bullshyt but days are coming. They're almost here. :to:

@honestly?


Yeah bro, you got the idea.

This thread has been misinterpreted:

Firstly because of my english (well, it's my second language, therefore it sucks).

Secondly because n1ggas thought that I was supposed to fight the dude. Unware of the fact that n!kkas here in Brazil kill each other on a daily basis because of way more irrelevant things. So usually dudes who want to live, don't start fights just to look tough.

There ain't no such thing as clean fights here. Dudes are poping each other after a stare.
 
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:childplease:

you aint in the favelas :childplease:

you in the middle class fukking clubs :snoop:



look at those rich bytches. aint nobody popping shyt off in those clubs you go to :snoop:



:mjlol:


Down here it ain't all that segregated like USA or even UK. This same club had gunfires tons of time. And dudes stabbing each other, etc.

Shyt is crazy as a whole.



Theres a reason for rich cacs walk around with tons of bodyguards even in the rich neighborhoods here.



@LarryLobster is also brazilian if I'm not mistaken. He can confirm what I'm saying.
 
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:ehh: Did you get her number?
But yup, she looks like the average c00n who didn't get that wake up call yet, unless she's the one with the tall nikka... anyway fukk this hoe
 

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:ehh: Did you get her number?
But yup, she looks like the average c00n who didn't get that wake up call yet, unless she's the one with the tall nikka... anyway fukk this hoe


Nope, the one with the tall nykka was a indian looking girl
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This one from the picture is just a typical :mjpls: who I saw with a shady cac and got the:rudy:
 
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Nope, the one with the tall nykka was a indian looking girl
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This one from the picture is just a typical :mjpls: who I saw with a shady cac and got the:rudy:
Oh i've seen it, these types aint worth it, i know i ain't touching no p*ssy who've touched a non black dikk :manny: all you gotta do is put a pill on her champagne she ain een no it, and proceed the intercourse anally :takedat:
 

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Ur black brazilian right? The first thing I learned when I first went out in Brazil was to make sure I got at least a kiss the first night. Phone numbers mean NOTHING there b. If u didn't make out with a chick, she ain't gonna remember u.
I noticed this out there too. Also dude sounds like he's going to them upper class trance pop clubs they be on their :mjpls:

That changes when they hear an american accent (which is hard to hear in the club), but if you got a brazilian friend showing you off,the vibe changes once word spreads. prior to that tho, you def get that :mjpls:

Go to hiphop clubs, and you will eat :blessed:

Its all demographics tho, I mean some thug ass nikka prolly gonna have a hard time at a hipster party lol. he in there banging, thizzin, 2 steppin, lookin like he gonna mush a nikka in the face if he steps on his timbs, them hipster chicks will run lol.
 
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