Almost hurts to admit this... But my text game is LACKIN

[BlackPrint]

my convo's are more dry than that


i might post lowkey

I got a live-in wife brobro. All I really do is bag these lil baddies and text some shyt until I get bored and block them lol.

$faithfulgang$

 

[TEH]

Mine is lacking too

Because I say nothing nasty or sexual on a text

I refuse to have that bullshyt used against me


....

& I’m ok with that ...

 

[Thegospel]

Word..get the fukking digits and set a date...

Let the simps shower her with attention through dms and texts..

If she bout it bout it she'll make it easy as fukk for you to smash..
@neotheflyingone

The game is to be sold. OP not listening to a word you saying. He hear you but he’s not listening. Giving advice like that on the internet don’t work

 

[Brolic Scholar]

Laughter is lubrication.

You don’t have to make the whole convo a standup routine, but pepper it with some humor relating to what’s you two are talking about. Or say something funny about something current. The easiest way to make her laugh is lightly roast her on something silly she says. Let her start emojis in response. Laughing at your own jokes is corny but laughing at her laughter is good.

If she smiles every time she’s about to text you because you make her laugh, she’s going to want to text you more. Something about endorphins, science, dopamine, etc...

Now if you have her smiling when she’s thinking about you, when dhe finally sees you, her p*ssy will be wet once you get close to her and start making her smile, laugh and forget about anything else but you.

That’s my game at least. Hopefully that helps.

“Where the mind goes, the body must follow.” —Suga Free

 

[Mad Good Dro]

Like other nikkas said, use texting to meetup and use coli smilies. shyt is easy.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

edit: nvm

 

[luckyse7enz]

When all else fails, just send her the meat.

Trust us, fellow Coli breh.

 

[sosaa]

u text a bytch to do 2 things
crack jokes
setup a meet
thats it, now get on ur game bro

 

[I AM WE ARE]

Mine is lacking too

Because I say nothing nasty or sexual on a text

I refuse to have that bullshyt used against me


....

& I’m ok with that ...

your girl gone find out

 

[I AM WE ARE]

I've used coli remixes in texts especially mj ones

s/o @3Rivers

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

what the fukk u spending all day textin for. Get them to go out somewhere asap.

 

[I AM WE ARE]

again





when in doubt

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

You could text straight up gibberish.

As long as you're attractive and not needy you'll be fine.

 

[I AM WE ARE]

food/cooking

 

[MR. Conclusion]

All you need:

have multiple girls you're texting (kills underlying and blatant desperation)
belief that you are the fukkin man, with an abundance mentality as no bytch you aint EVEN MEET YET or have proven herself yet is worth all your emotional energy
shyt you're actually doing in life ( so you aint bytchin cuz she didnt respond immediately, checking your phone every 35 secs) resulting in accidentally forgetting to respond to bytches (high quality problem)
very low amount of questions, focus on statements like a real nikka this aint a fukkin interview, you cant logic a bytch on your dikk, its all about underlying energy
let her text min double the amount you do

and finally the understanding that TEXTING is 100% for setting up a in face meet up if you texting a bytch for more than 2 days and no outing is planned, you're being her gal pal

you focusing TOO MUCH on entry level shyt when you should be moving past this stage with the quickness

Texting in a nutshell = you cute, im dat nikka, look, lets link up on X date. Any response other than YES from her = the chick in the bushes

change your mindset

its like you keep asking how to revise your resume when other nikkas getting multiple promotions and da bag out hea

CO muthaphuckin SIGN. OP read this again. This is exactly how you do it.