was at the grocery store just comin from the gym in my wifebeater. Whole foods, so there are plenty of cac MILFS staring at ya boys muscles, but that's just the kind of shyt that i'm used to 
. I skip getting a basket because that's for fukkin chumps 
. I practically grab half the chicken and brown rice in the whole store. i get to the checkout lane and slam all that shyt on the conveyer belt like a damn jamaican domino game 
. The middle aged female cac looked all surprised and said hi to me and whatever and i just paid and kept it movin. She asked me if i wanted a bag for all of that, and i told her
me: "I have one rule"
her: "ummmm....what?
"
me: "if you cant carry it, don't buy it."
I pick up all my groceries in three seconds flat and she immediately hit me wit the
. her male cac coworker goes "cleanup on isle 4
" over the intercom and i just walk the fukk outta there 
. I skip getting a basket because that's for fukkin chumps . I practically grab half the chicken and brown rice in the whole store. i get to the checkout lane and slam all that shyt on the conveyer belt like a damn jamaican domino game . The middle aged female cac looked all surprised and said hi to me and whatever and i just paid and kept it movin. She asked me if i wanted a bag for all of that, and i told her me: "I have one rule"
her: "ummmm....what?
" me: "if you cant carry it, don't buy it."
I pick up all my groceries in three seconds flat and she immediately hit me wit the
. her male cac coworker goes "cleanup on isle 4" over the intercom and i just walk the fukk outta there 
Not TLR but 