Alright. Ask A Bored N!gga Anything.

[R.O. Double]

Sitting here bored. You got questions. I probably got answers. Most of y'all don't know me as a poster. So this is your chance to find out.

I can answer as much as i could about my growing up broke. My mama sellin crack. My time as a mechanic at Norm Reeves Honda Superstore, my time as a truck driver traveling across the country. Being the 2nd oldest of 7. My fake last name. My pet lobster and whatever else. Even advice. I think i be giving good advice on shyt.

 

[Sweet James]

Who or what damaged your self esteem, to the point where you ended up wifing "Thickums"...

 

[Takerstani]

I'd like to hear about the pet lobster, as a fishkeeper. I've been eyeing them. If it died, would you eat it? Have you run into anything suspect while truck driving? Potential serial killers, etc.?

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

As a truck driver, we're you on meth? fukk any prostitutes? See any crazy shyt in general?

 

[R.O. Double]

Who or what damaged your self esteem, to the point where you ended up wifing "Thickums"...

Ain't nothing wrong with my self esteem. I'm good. You good?

 

[Judas Carter]

Ain't nothing wrong with my self esteem. I'm good. You good?

You wifed thickums?

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

why r u bored

 

[No Sleep]

What do you like, Kung Fu?

 

[concise]

Do you like lobster rolls? If so, where are the best ones?

Wouldn't you much rather navigate a boat than ride a truck?

Can these questions from the-coli really relieve you of your boredom?

 

[Sweet James]

Ain't nothing wrong with my self esteem. I'm good. You good?

I'm very good breh..........

A few more questions: Do you lick up and down "Thickums" caesarean scars for foreplay......

Do you think "Thickums" @ThickyRozay gets banged out, while your out truck driving. She seems pretty easy and desperate

And......

Tell us about your fake last name, and why do you use it.....

 

[LinusCaldwell]

Lets say you're casing a small art exhibit with medium security. What would work better, a Soft Shoulder or Baker's Dozen?

 

[R.O. Double]

I'd like to hear about the pet lobster, as a fishkeeper. I've been eyeing them. If it died, would you eat it? Have you run into anything suspect while truck driving? Potential serial killers, etc.?

Me and my brother was at El Dorado park when we were kids. I was about 8, my bro was 11. I don't remember who gave it to us, but we went home with a live lobster. Named him Larry and kept him in a chitlin bucket. Made us real popular kids in the neighborhood. Had it for a lil over a month until my brother got in trouble at school. My pops as punishment made us sit in the kitchen and watched him cook and eat it. I cried like a baby for 2 days straight. Til this day i have never eaten lobster.

Anything suspect? I swear that i seen what had to be a ghost while driving thru the appalachian mountains at 4am. If not then it was a crazy lady in all white.

I seen some folks that look like they eat people. I almost got in a fight with some white dude after i caught him peeking over the stall at me in a bathroom.

 

[Strapped]

What makes you happy & have you fukked any lot lizards

 

[R.O. Double]

As a truck driver, we're you on meth? fukk any prostitutes? See any crazy shyt in general?

No drugs. I don't even fukk with coffee. Seen prostitues (they call them lot lizards at the truck stops tho) would never fukk one. Crazy shyt i be seeing is the accidents and the aftermaths. Dead bodies on the road ain't cool.

 

[DreadHead P]

How H-tine treatin you?