One blushed and said she kind of has a boyfriend. I said, "I know I'll give you three years to keep playing then you're all mine."
The other walked away so I yelled at her, "I put a ring in your food. Don't choke on it." she turned and laughed. Then said I was cute.
They don't call me this charming man and the black Morrissey for no reason. I've consumed so much poetry, literature, and music nothing I say is my own. I just quote or flip things I've read. Or maybe I wrote them. I don't know any more.
I wish I could be corny but I have too much integrityI like doing shyt like this toojust gotta be in the mood for it
just gotta be in the mood for it

