Am i the best older bro or what? Got lil bro an escort to lose his virginity.

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well my bro had his Bday on saturday and he admitted to me that he was still a virgin at 21 years old. it aint really a shock to me honestly because he is fat, however he aint ugly at all. he's really shy and i guess insecure over it. I have had many of my girlfriends say that he isn't ugly and that he has "pretty" hair and almondy eyes. NO HE IS NOT A fukkING faq, even if he was i'd still love his gay ass:yeshrug:. Anyways so i decided to browse backpage and set up a lil escort for him unbeknownst to him:lolbron:. pics of the text convo below. I had called her and spoke with her prior to these text so some info is missing, nothing important though. her original price was 120$ for a short stay(15 minutes) she was bad as fukk and her ass was fat as shyt:ohlawd: good lord, but i told her the situation and she got really into it and thought it ( in her words) "cute" and "adorable" and flattered i chose her out of all the other ads( LMAO). So taking his virginity and his birthday into consideration she said she'd do it for 40$ and until he "popped" and it's his lucky day. The texts i got after were pretty alarming TBH i was deff shocked as hell. SHE DELETED HER AD SO I CAN'T SHOW YOU A PIC OF WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE SORRY.
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I'm torn

On the one hand you were proactive and helped your brother out :salute:

On the other..as his big brother you should've never let him get fat and stay a virgin...shoulda been putting him on game, teaching him the lifestyle and molding him :ufdup:

but the ass was fat :ohlawd:?

You're a good big brother :myman:
 
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Treblemaka said:
$40?

:scust:

At least your heart was in the right place.

But $40 puss might have stds that cut through a condom like butter. You brother might wake up after like

:sadcam: :mjcry:
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BlackPearl said:
Give ya bro herpes brehs
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did you not read? she charges 120$ for 15 minutes that is pretty expensive for a short stay, you'd have to be a backpage user to understand. she got really into the idea of taking his virginity and lowered the price just for him. the bytch was a dime srs. and after it happened i showed lil bro her ad to confirm if she was real or not and he said yes with the biggest smile i done ever seen. still gunna get him tested though because he said it did break while he was in her and it ( his words) felt amazing and he got scared and they both quickly moved away.
 
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Eczema said:
did you not read? she charges 120$ for 15 minutes that is pretty expensive for a short stay, you'd have to be a backpage user to understand. she got really into the idea of taking his virginity and lowered the price just for him. the bytch was a dime srs. and after it happened i showed lil bro her ad to confirm if she was real or not and he said yes with the biggest smile i done ever seen. still gunna get him tested though because he said it did break while he was in her and it ( his words) felt amazing and he got scared and they both quickly moved away.
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She was a cheap hoe and your brother probably has the clap. It you were a good brother he wouldn't be in place were $40 p*ssy is his only option.
 
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