Am I the only adult still losing socks?

[Oatmeal]

that damn demon we all assumed lived under all our beds since childhood is a likely suspect too.




I’ve got socks I buy for the gym like Sting, nWo, Bulls etc and they disappear too if you got secrets share em.

I’m not too proud to buy a damn safe for socks at this stage of life

Naw I feel like brehs know they got those crunchy socks under the bed

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

my girl got me this dope pack of naruto shippuden themed socks n i already lost one sock from a couple pairs smdh

 

[Soundbwoy]

Cuz soon as she get off work, I'm over here knockin her socks off, nikka

I walked into that one didn’t I

 

[Geode]

bruh where tf do forks be going forreal!!

i always have an over abundance of damn spoons but it seems like i have to restock forks every year or so

The spoons keep multiplying in my utensil drawer. I go for a fork and a stack of spoons are just there like , meanwhile no forks

 

[Ducktales]

Bought a pack of Polo Socks last week. 6 pairs. How bout I can’t find the matching pair to none of them. Just one of each. Now I gotta buy another pack. Gotta be the dryer

 

[Dwolf]

Made sure I had matching pairs before I put em in the dryer and still got singles

 

[old pig]

if you’re doing your own laundry and still losing socks...

 

[old pig]

Families I understand, but there’s no reason for a grown single man to be losing socks. Be Better.

1000 fukking percent.

 

[old pig]

 

[SwizzLake]

Rep me later

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[Born2BKing]

According to a recent study, the average person loses 1,264 socks in the wash in their lifetime. That works out to 16 pairs a year, or about $3,200 worth of socks by the time you die. Keep doing the math and you find Americans are losing up to $10 billion in socks every year.

 

[old pig]

also if you’re washing/drying your socks with other garments then check them

I wash socks along with sweatpants and sweatshirts and if one is missing then I’ll end up finding it in the sleeve of a sweatshirt or the leg part of the sweatpants

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

If I wear boots, I usually have mismatch socks.



It’s embarrassing when I go to someone’s house, and they ask everyone to take their shoes off, and my socks look like this:



and not

 

[ORDER_66]

I literally only have 2 forks in my crib rn but like 12 came in the box

I brought these nice good looking copper brass diner forks the fancy type tell me why my fam HOARDING all 20 forks upstairs?!? like damn nikka I brought forks for everyone y'all ain't satisfied with ten!!!

 

[MajesticLion]

Rep me later

How did I miss this