I have to be completely ass naked, there is no compromising taking place here. jeans at the ankles feel like shackles.

:deadcena: :deadcena: :deadcena:That's the only way to do it. I take everything off. But, only in the comfort of my own bathroom.
One time, I even took a shyt in complete darkness while naked. One of the most serene experiences I've had, brehs.![]()
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Why restrict it to only ur own bathroom? ...I be in public stalls with just socks and penny loafers on, my business suit hanging on the door hookThat's the only way to do it. I take everything off. But, only in the comfort of my own bathroom.

Trust me, breh. In complete darkness, I was able to lose myself in my thoughts. My whole body was relaxed. The shyt logs just flowed, effortlessly. It was as if a fine coating of WD-40 had been applied to my anus.
In complete darkness, because my vision was compromised, I had to rely on my ears to discern the environment. My ears became super sensitive to sound. I could hear the shyt logs overcoming the surface tension of the water as they splashed.
It was crazy, breh.

I've done that a few timesThat's the only way to do it. I take everything off. But, only in the comfort of my own bathroom.
One time, I even took a shyt in complete darkness while naked. One of the most serene experiences I've had, brehs.![]()

I actually want to try this now.
As long as my bowel cooperates, I'm gonna try taking one of these philosophical, meditative shyts tonight after it gets dark. I just might have an epiphany or something. You might've started a coli trend breh.

I need to have warm feet so I put on socks or pull the bathroom rugs together so my feet can be on them. This plus having a tablet (BB Playbook) to surf the internet.I don't see how people bring books and their phones with them.I need to have warm feet so I put on socks or pull the bathroom rugs together so my feet can be on them. This plus having a tablet (BB Playbook) to surf the internet.

they some nasty motherfukkersI don't see how people bring books and their phones with them.![]()