Am I the only one that takes off ALL my clothes when Im doo-doo'ing?

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"Gold mask on, Ill fukk a bytch butt-naked
With my smart hat on, I think I'm Thomas Edison
Hatin on the BASEDGOD, lay ya head down
Basedgod's naked, I still got my AK
I shyt BUTT NAKED With my gun in the bathroom"

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If u ain't dropping deuces naked



U ain't living
 

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Trust me, breh. In complete darkness, I was able to lose myself in my thoughts. My whole body was relaxed. The shyt logs just flowed, effortlessly. It was as if a fine coating of WD-40 had been applied to my anus.

In complete darkness, because my vision was compromised, I had to rely on my ears to discern the environment. My ears became super sensitive to sound. I could hear the shyt logs overcoming the surface tension of the water as they splashed.

It was crazy, breh.
 

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That's the only way to do it. I take everything off. But, only in the comfort of my own bathroom.
Why restrict it to only ur own bathroom? ...I be in public stalls with just socks and penny loafers on, my business suit hanging on the door hook :jawalrus:
 

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Trust me, breh. In complete darkness, I was able to lose myself in my thoughts. My whole body was relaxed. The shyt logs just flowed, effortlessly. It was as if a fine coating of WD-40 had been applied to my anus.

In complete darkness, because my vision was compromised, I had to rely on my ears to discern the environment. My ears became super sensitive to sound. I could hear the shyt logs overcoming the surface tension of the water as they splashed.

It was crazy, breh.


I actually want to try this now. :ohhh:

As long as my bowel cooperates, I'm gonna try taking one of these philosophical, meditative shyts tonight after it gets dark. I just might have an epiphany or something. You might've started a coli trend breh.
 

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I actually want to try this now. :ohhh:

As long as my bowel cooperates, I'm gonna try taking one of these philosophical, meditative shyts tonight after it gets dark. I just might have an epiphany or something. You might've started a coli trend breh.

Breh, if you come up with the cure for cancer or some shyt while taking one of these dumps in darkness, don't forget about the Coli. :blessed:
 

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:lupe: I need to have warm feet so I put on socks or pull the bathroom rugs together so my feet can be on them. This plus having a tablet (BB Playbook) to surf the internet.
 
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