Am I the only one who takes a public shyt without protecting my booty?

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

I'm saying, when a nikka is in a rush, and that stomach is about to implode, I don't have time to play with tiles of toliet tissue, brehs

I mean, is there anything so disheartening as carefully placing cotton toliet seat protection and it demonically slipping into that clear doo doo water :jagslol: I just don't have the time sometimes, brehs

I mean today I did, but I was able to withhold that anal rotten banana peel long enough to take the proper precautions

Brehs, what's the worse that could happen? Hepatitis? Come on brehs, how likely is that to happen?

Oh shyt, my stomach is bubbling up again. Might be that time again :banderashuu:

 

[Sad Bunny]

I do it at work. Never put anything down unless the seat looks dirty but i always wipe it off

 

[cook]

:kgugh:

You might be the only person on the planet who doesn't prep the seat

 

[Luke Cage]

I always look for out of the way toilets that nobody uses.
I'll fukk around and go to the top floor or the basement of an office building and find a room that hasn't been used since the janitor lasted cleaned it.

 

[Poppa_Dock]

idk how people use public restrooms. Im too tall for every single one of them. The toilets are like mechanic stools. When i stand at a urinal my dik like half a foot above the top of the urinal. I always piss in the stall and people think im shytting

 

[kp404]

Gotta prep the seat breh :comeonspike:

 

[Strapped]

U could get a splash back

 

[King Poetic]

i did that shyt once.. i was stuck in traffic for about 45 minutes. couldn't go left, couldn't go right, couldn't even run into cars to hurry home and man my stomach was bubbling cause i just had rally's and i started farted the whole nine, sweating like a nikka at a white woman funeral.. i finally got my break and i got off the freeway and i found a mcdonalds, ran in that bytch like O.J. in those hertz commericials and hit that toilet like

thank god them seats wasn't fukked up

 

[FAH1223]

always at work or the gym on campus...and they get cleaned daily so I don't worry too much

 

[Soundbwoy]

cac alert

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

idk how people use public restrooms. Im too tall for every single one of them. The toilets are like mechanic stools. When i stand at a urinal my dik like half a foot above the top of the urinal. I always piss in the stall and people think im shytting

I always get goosebumps at my stall because I always think someone is either looking at my ass or my dikk

Like if I'm in the club and there is a long line and I'm in front of the urinal and the door to the bathroom is open with bytches in the female line looking in, I'm always like That soul altering ether :jbbwow2:

 

[Geek]

fukk that. I try not to eat/drink anything thats gonna cause me to use the bathroom at work, but if that stomach starts turning there better be some damn covers.

 

[Larry Lobster]

It depends on the toilet obviously, if its clean fukk it
But theres some out there

 

[Mr. Somebody]

As nasty as the mens rooms are, thats dangerous. 1 out of 2 times i take a number 2 at work, i have to wipe urine off the seat, AND THEN cover it with the poop paper.

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

I always look for out of the way toilets that nobody uses.
I'll fukk around and go to the top floor or the basement of an office building and find a room that hasn't been used since the janitor lasted cleaned it.