When you get pimples on your dikk, you'll ask yourself why you didn't just take the extra 2 minutes![]()



I don't even take public shyts. I just hold it till I get home, regardless of how uncomfortable it is.![]()

at public restrooms
Filthy toilet paper won't protect you from a filthy toilet seat, nor the germs that a cover-less toilet blows in the air (it stays there for hours after each flush)
.....They lived this long, it'll be ok.