You were definately wrong. We dont use our hidden powers of destruction unless absolutely necessary. If someone said something like that to friends like me id say.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeasy.

and kept going. It isnt until someone approaches my personal space with demonic rhetoric and aggressive grills that i am forced to use Brazillian jiujitsu and humble friends, sadly, friends.
We arent in high school anymore. Grown men dont get close enough to smell your cologne unless they want to fight, as grown men, friend but they will talk trash like Bette Midler From A Distance and im ok with that.