Amazon is gonna make sure you GET that package!!!

[Cat piss martini]

Always on time.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

usps the same way

a football player was beatin up his bytch at the apartments near the lexus garage... by the aac in dallas...

laws had n houston sewed up... i drove my promaster right in the middle of that shyt got out .. got the dps advos and packages.. nobody said shyt lol

 

[AquaCityBoy]

If that package was even one minute late Amazon would have been on his ass. It didn't matter if the cops were blocking his way.

This is actually a really sad look into their exploitative policies rather than anything funny tbh.