Amazon, knock it off.

[Monoblock]

Those mfs be stopping in front of my mailbox, and running thru my lawn too, instead of walking up my driveway, and up my sidewalk. I never see them do that to the home of White people, females, or married couples. I complained about this before, and they stopped. I didn't start checking my security cameras again until a few weeks ago. They probably been doing it for a while now. They're just too lazy to do right for a single brother. And btw, I keep my lawn neat, especially since I have one of those baggers on the back of the mower, that even suck up dirt if you set the blades too low. Anyway, I got a good mind to start spreading some doo doo in my yard

This whole post sounds like

 

[froggle]

My packages be arriving early or on time we recently took care of some porch thieves

we got a Caribbean/Pan-African Coalition on my block

Be careful How you earning on Mt.Vernon

What happened to the porch thieves

 

[Coco Loco]

Prime doesn't mean much anymore. They don't guarantee delivery anymore.

Nah he's talking about a regular Amazon account with a 2 day option for some things. I rarely have delivery date issues with Prime

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

As long as I have my shyt ordered before like 5pm, it'll be there within the two days. After that maybe or maybe not.

 

[Deltron]

all you do is complain in the film room or here

change your username to complainingman

 

[Unbothered]

Oddly enough I've never experienced that but then again most of the things I order from food, clothes, etc are luckily next-day delivery , and the few times when I have ordered items that are listed for two-day delivery they come on the exact date.

I live in Syracuse and we have an Amazon located here so maybe that's why my delivery dates are always accurate because the fulfillment center is located in East Syracuse. I think shipping delays and inaccurate times have a lot to do with whether or not your city has an Amazon facility nearby within range .

Unrelated but now in my area they are offering same-day delivery on certain products if ordered before 5 am and the total is over $25 .

 

[shutterguy]

Nah he's talking about a regular Amazon account with a 2 day option for some things. I rarely have delivery date issues with Prime

Honestly I thought he had Prime until I went through a few more posts. I'd be curious what how many peeps have a regular Amazon account vs Prime. I forgot about the non-membership side of it, been paying for Prime forever.

 

[Laidbackman]

all you do is complain in the film room or here

change your username to complainingman

You gotta start paying back your student-loan today. Hope you can still go to the movies.

 

[MajesticLion]

The closer you are to the distro hub, the fewer problems you'll have.

 

[Laidbackman]

Honestly I thought he had Prime until I went through a few more posts. I'd be curious what how many peeps have a regular Amazon account vs Prime. I forgot about the non-membership side of it, been paying for Prime forever.

I do have Prime. This One-Day or Two-Day offer only comes with Prime.

Let me repeat myself. Prime Two-Day Shipping only means it ships from the warehouse in two days. On certain items, Prime will give you a special offer, guaranteeing this One or Two-Day Delivery as well. That's what I'm talking about. Not every city get this offer connected to Prime. I know the ATL does. That's probably why people here are confused.

 

[Laidbackman]

In my post, I said this just happened yesterday, and a few times within a month. I don't know why people are telling me how good Prime has been to them. They've been good to me too.

But never did they do something like give me a delivery date for the 4th, take my money, then change it to a later delivery date, until recently. The first time this happened, they offer delivery the next day on the 10th, took my order, then immediately changed my delivery date to the 15th. I almost cancelled the order.

 

[Laidbackman]

Gonna be standing on the precipice of a cliff, wearing a Che Guevara shirt and a red beret, talmbout taking the supply chain back

Never really did understand white boys

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

After the pandemic amazon got slow understandably.

 

[Laidbackman]

Man talking about disrupting the status quo by complaining online about getting his deliveries on the 3rd day instead of the 2nd, with free shipping. God damn it

Weze been lucky, massa

 

[drederick tatum]

Never really did understand white boys

Weze been lucky, massa

You're trying way too hard, take a fukking joke and shut the fukk up, it's Sunday. But if you want to continue taking this low road, feel free.