Amazon Worker Jumps Off Company Building

[Da King]

Yeah but now he has months of physical therapy and is probably out of a job.

But he got more time to browse the coli doe

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

I guess he missed the cyber Monday sales?

 

[AkaDemiK]

12 stories and he lived??

Now he got 12 stories bout how he lived

 

[MufasaChoppa]

must suck to fail a suicide attempt

 

[jackswstd]

He tried to go vintage with the suicide like the Great Depression days.

 

[the cool]

how tall is 12 stories exactly? i can't picture it right now

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

But he got more time to browse the coli doe

From a hospital bed.

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

how tall is 12 stories exactly? i can't picture it right now

You ain't jumping 12 stories on air mattress breh.

 

[Arcavian]

Well at least he wont be jumping off the roof again

 

[Michael's Black Son]

:mjpalm:Failed suicide attempt. How do you fukk that up

It's the true mark of a loser.

Dude coulda drank drano but wanted to be a diva and do it at work since he prollly had work related issues. He very well may get that transfer after all

 

[ⒶⓁⒾⒶⓈ]

Damn...if he thought life sucked when he could at least walk by himself,eat solid food and scratch his balls... now hes probably gonna be in a wheelchair for life feeding through a tube

i bet when they hook up his stephen Hawking type voice machine his first words will be "kill me please"

 

[IWunD3r]

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If a man name BeastMode played for my city then retired, id killed my self too,

 

[Champagne Kudo]

No wonder my PS4 controller shipment was delayed a day

shyt my order was too

 

[AlwaysLurkin]

Amazon aint that bad... its much better than most warehouse jobs and has plenty benefits.Picking is the worst tho straight annoying ass managers that stay on your ass.Other departments much more laxed

 

[Dillah810]

...when you jump, they fish you out of the net, then put you back to work. talking 'bout, "because of your shenanigans, you know you'll have to make this time up this weekend, right?"

This dudes life is so terrible that he failed at suicide, the universe was like "nah son I was enjoying the show"

No wonder my PS4 controller shipment was delayed a day

You nikkas aint shyt