Amber Rose says that men never approach her

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Men probably assume she's out of their league so they take themselves out of the running.:yeshrug:
basically. i dont give a fukk though. i saw Tocarra Jones on road the other day. Approached her acting like i aint even knew who she was (didnt realize it was her til i got closer though lol)

Amber is next level though lol.
 

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You gotta be rich or famous to hit that.


A regular 9-5 nikka not pulling her so what’s the point?

If I saw amber rose I’d probably check her body out, and keep it pushing.

Why ruin my day by giving myself an obvious L :mjlol:
 

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:ohhh:Bruh don't leave us hangin
i am actually a bit salty.

so i'm posted up supposed to go to a cousin's baby shower last weekend with my brother. We on the second floor of our condo and my balcony window has a view onto the street. I see girls walking past all the time and every now and then i see a girl so bad I say fukk it, grab shoes, run outside and approach shorty. I live in a nice area in Toronto so its gotten to the point where i cover my window to avoid distracting myself lol.

Anyways, I'm posted up and thats what happens. I see a curvy...CURVY girl in all black sun dress and some headwrap with them african/rasta colors. I stop my bro mid convo and say yo i'll be back!

I run the fukk out the crib and see her walking from a far. She stops to pet somebody's dog so I end up walking past her but i stop at a near by condo and act like i'm waiting for someone. She finally is walking towards me and I say excuse me. She stops and i walk to her and think "wtf...is this Tocarra?" She had sunglasses so i couldnt fully tell. I tell her i'm sorry to bother her but I was just wondering if I could introduce myself talk to her etc. She says sure, her name is "TJ" and I ask what I'm up to. Thats when i knew it was her. She says something about going to work or whatever. She asks if I'm selling anything or something and i tell her straight up i just thought she was beautiful and wanted to get to know her real quick. I ask if shes in a rush and she says yea so I said alright i'll walk with you for a bit then.

We chat a bit more and then I mention how i was waiting for a friend out that condo so Ill stop there but ask if i can get the number. She says cool and I get that. I message her saying to hit me up after work but she didnt respond. Thing is, my brother knows a friend of hers. My bros friend wanted to hook him up with her. He eventually came down stairs and saw tocarra walking around the area as well and was like damn lemme hit my friend up. Friend tried to hook them up...it worked (leaving me in the dust) but she was leaving Toronto that day "supposedly" so they could never link up.

If you dont believe me, check her tagged photos on IG. She was in Toronto recently for our Caribana festival :mjlol:

I'm salty :mjcry: She thick and spunky as a mothafukka. Just like on TV
 

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Tocarra turn you down?
got the number and everything...confirmed because the area code was Ohio and my brothers friend (see story above) got the same number. But i think my brother jumped the gun. Feel like if i aint had a baby shower to hit up and coulda talked to her more who knows :manny:

(wishful thinking though) haha
 

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i am actually a bit salty.

so i'm posted up supposed to go to a cousin's baby shower last weekend with my brother. We on the second floor of our condo and my balcony window has a view onto the street. I see girls walking past all the time and every now and then i see a girl so bad I say fukk it, grab shoes, run outside and approach shorty. I live in a nice area in Toronto so its gotten to the point where i cover my window to avoid distracting myself lol.

Anyways, I'm posted up and thats what happens. I see a curvy...CURVY girl in all black sun dress and some headwrap with them african/rasta colors. I stop my bro mid convo and say yo i'll be back!

I run the fukk out the crib and see her walking from a far. She stops to pet somebody's dog so I end up walking past her but i stop at a near by condo and act like i'm waiting for someone. She finally is walking towards me and I say excuse me. She stops and i walk to her and think "wtf...is this Tocarra?" She had sunglasses so i couldnt fully tell. I tell her i'm sorry to bother her but I was just wondering if I could introduce myself talk to her etc. She says sure, her name is "TJ" and I ask what I'm up to. Thats when i knew it was her. She says something about going to work or whatever. She asks if I'm selling anything or something and i tell her straight up i just thought she was beautiful and wanted to get to know her real quick. I ask if shes in a rush and she says yea so I said alright i'll walk with you for a bit then.

We chat a bit more and then I mention how i was waiting for a friend out that condo so Ill stop there but ask if i can get the number. She says cool and I get that. I message her saying to hit me up after work but she didnt respond. Thing is, my brother knows a friend of hers. My bros friend wanted to hook him up with her. He eventually came down stairs and saw tocarra walking around the area as well and was like damn lemme hit my friend up. Friend tried to hook them up...it worked (leaving me in the dust) but she was leaving Toronto that day "supposedly" so they could never link up.

If you dont believe me, check her tagged photos on IG. She was in Toronto recently for our Caribana festival :mjlol:

I'm salty :mjcry: She thick and spunky as a mothafukka. Just like on TV
:mjcry:

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got the number and everything...confirmed because the area code was Ohio and my brothers friend (see story above) got the same number. But i think my brother jumped the gun. Feel like if i aint had a baby shower to hit up and coulda talked to her more who knows :manny:

(wishful thinking though) haha

May Allah guide you to them titties
:mjcry:
 

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got the number and everything...confirmed because the area code was Ohio and my brothers friend (see story above) got the same number. But i think my brother jumped the gun. Feel like if i aint had a baby shower to hit up and coulda talked to her more who knows :manny:

(wishful thinking though) haha
Gotta salute you for shooting your shot regardless :salute:
 
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