Ambulance- Official Trailer (2022) Michael Bay, Jake Gyllenhaal, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II

[Bryan Danielson]

Watching this now….. just burning through movies

 

[Vintage Eclectic]

This is Gyllenhaal coked out with Michael Bay telling him to improv his lines.

Watching this while high with my girl made a very entertaining experience. Don’t enter in with any logic and you’ll have a good time. But Jake’s one liners in the movie had me.

“Cashmere!”

“I don’t understand this machine! Fuking Atari!”
“Well I didn’t want herpes but…”

Proceeds to fight with his brother…whose driving an ambulance with a cop whose pretty much on his death bed in the back

5 minutes later…Saiiiiillllllinnnggg awayyyyy

This is 2 hours of coked out fukery

 

[GoldenGlove]

This was highly produced trash

 

[GoldenGlove]

The best FPV drone shots were intriguing but short as fukk, I actually was left wanting to see more of the footage. They edited the shyt with ADHD viewers on their mind cause it was like jump cut after jump cut off the action and broll shots.

 

[BuckFilly]

Mindless garbage but I couldn’t turn it off due to it being engaging and entertaining

 

[Tunez]

Waste of time

 

[daemonova]

 

[pickles]

This movie was so fukken stupid.

I am not even going to get into the medical aspects/procedures they got wrong.

I knew that stupid hairclip would place a part as soon as they showed it.

Usually I watch Jakey G in everything even that 911 movie (which was not bad) was this stupid as fukk.

 

[pickles]

also saying they had to beat rush hour, but LA streets is never not busy during the day time/afternoon


shyt is like when Die hard 4 was in DC and the streets were empty

Thank you!!! How the fukk do you LA people even watch movies shot in LA. None of that shyt especially the freeway shots are realist.

 

[StatUS]

Thught this was a decent action thriller. Jake Gyllenhaal pretty much carried it outside of the action.

Pretty much a standard Michael Bay joint except no T&A

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

I’m watching this on a plane right now, got about 30 mins left… this might be one of the most RIDICULOUS movies I’ve ever seen.

This shyt is Fast & Furious level

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

One thing I’ll give this movie is they didn’t waste a lot of time before getting to the shyts.

Will needed some money and next thing he was doing a bank robbery. Didn’t really build it up but I’m not mad.

Black cop was doing the most tho.

And somebody get Will’s wife a stroller. I know her arms were hurting holding that baby ALL MOVIE

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

Not half bad, 7/10

You said this was a top 10 movie of the year tho.

 

[daemonova]

You said this was a top 10 movie of the year tho.

Make a top ten list that's better

 

[daemonova]

One thing I’ll give this movie is they didn’t waste a lot of time before getting to the shyts.

Will needed some money and next thing he was doing a bank robbery. Didn’t really build it up but I’m not mad.

Black cop was doing the most tho.

And somebody get Will’s wife a stroller. I know her arms were hurting holding that baby ALL MOVIE

Reva from obiwan by the way